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You're hired.

11.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screengrab of NHL.com front page featuring the Sabres. The punny headline is "Quinn-ing Streak" with a picture of Sabre forward Jack Quinn who had a hat trick last night.

Screengrab of NHL.com front page featuring the Sabres. The punny headline is "Quinn-ing Streak" with a picture of Sabre forward Jack Quinn who had a hat trick last night.

NHL dot com on a heater! What is going on over there.
We also would have accepted:

"Jacked-up Sabres Won't Quinnt Winning"
or
"Quinnd't Expect That!"
or
"More Like San No-se'"

11.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife when she googles the weight watchers score for my fish fry

11.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me to my wife when Air Bud comes on

11.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly

11.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This ain’t a winning streak it’s a display of supremacy.

11.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When the last time they lost it was one degree outside

11.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of you gif folks make a gif of Babcock eating a smelling salt packet

11.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It worked! Yes.

10.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When they’re a wagon

10.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The hockey consequences to the Sharks will be at a level never seen before.

10.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meatloaf

10.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't easy to make Pens/Bruins last night second billing

09.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One second after the game ended I thought, "I hope this game gets a Ray Ratto article and it DID!

09.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
The front page of NHL.com featuring a celebrating Josh Doan of the Buffalo Sabres after a game winning goal over Tampa with the punny headline "Doan Look Now."

The front page of NHL.com featuring a celebrating Josh Doan of the Buffalo Sabres after a game winning goal over Tampa with the punny headline "Doan Look Now."

Thank you, NHL.com. We also would have accepted "They're Not Joshing" or "More Like Fightning"

09.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s in our hearts

09.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll always blame Derek Roy

09.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I called my dad he’s talking me through it

09.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a sabres hat is clapping in the stands during a hockey game ALT: a man wearing a sabres hat is clapping in the stands during a hockey game

Omg!

09.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want you guys to know that this isn’t a gif it’s a recording from my phone from like 6 years ago and every time I post it I have to go through like 6 years of pictures and it’s exhausting but I don’t even care

09.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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When your Sabres are in first place

09.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

More goals than a LinkedIn influencer

09.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Unbelievable

09.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

More shorties than a Wreckx n effect video!

08.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you’re never gonna die!

08.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you’re never gonna die!

08.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re throwing hands like a Baccarat dealer!

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If this keeps up we’re all gonna lose another hour

08.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That boxed is jamming like a Wegmans produce section.

08.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That box is jammed like The Steer on Amateur night

08.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0