Sascha Stronach ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ, The... @understatesmen.bsky.social
in 2013 | saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
July 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
21.02.2026 14:35
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[๐] she wants to be flagellated sooooo bad
12.03.2026 05:19
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[๐] in a vc with seven autistic people and none of them can handle the texture </3
12.03.2026 01:34
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[๐] turning in my autism diagnosis and telling the psychiatrist she got it wrong because i actually really like tomatoes
12.03.2026 01:31
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[๐] it's always kirk/spock. follow any fandom term and it's always kirk/spock. prepared to accept they invented hanahaki at this point
12.03.2026 01:14
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THERE WAS AN ACTUAL STAR TREK EPISODE ABOUT SPOCK AND KIRK ROLLING AROUND IN YHE DIRT TO SATSIFY SPOCKโS HEAT???
12.03.2026 01:10
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[๐] now if you would excuse me iโm still emotionally recovering from the entire voice chat calling me rachel alucard last night i have too much pride to just accept the allegations like this. the dating system goes unchanged for my own sake
11.03.2026 17:00
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[๐] i have it set to dmy on my pc and itโs honestly so much more sensible but saying that feels like implicating myself as a teaboo. itโs hard for princesses here
11.03.2026 16:57
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[๐] however so? i find the month/day/year format quite simple
11.03.2026 16:54
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[๐] giovanni built that dungeon with ai
11.03.2026 05:04
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[๐] if the average pokemon player doesn't play with the fucking slots for twenty hours a run to get their lvl 55 evo pseudo legendary with one hour of playtime left they'll put a bullet in their head
11.03.2026 04:35
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[๐] haven't you ever wanted to never have to deal with bruno again? wait. you haven't? you honestly have never once thought of him your entire time playing this game? too bad get in the wild grass slut
11.03.2026 04:30
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[๐] does dude know he evolves after you're already done with the game or does he still think someone's going to put him in their team
11.03.2026 04:26
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[๐] the anti-hack purist in me disappearing from my headspace once i get to use a pseudo-legendary final evo before the elite four
11.03.2026 04:21
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its the coolest hack of all time
11.03.2026 02:45
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to r/micropenisโJust Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost
10.03.2026 23:07
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If all other sites fail, you can find me here
09.03.2026 21:28
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so the third episode of oreimo is titled There's No Way My Little Sister Can Be This Cute and the series title translates to basically the same thing but after the third episode kyosuke never seems to think kirino is cute ever again. what happened? is there really no way his little sister is that cute? did he give up on her cuteness? every episode after is titled something like There's No Way My Little Sister Can Do XYZ and every episode she does XYZ suggesting that there is a way his little sister can be that cute. but what's the point in that? where's the conflict? either kyosuke has accepted that his little sister can be that cute, in which case, end the series. there's nothing more to be discovered. the sky is blue, microplastics pollute my bloodstream and kirino kosaka is cute. it's just a fact we have to accept at that point. but what if there really is no way his little sister is that cute? what if it's impossible for his little sister to be as cute as he seems to try to deny she really is? in that case, i'd have to ask, why is he lying to himself? what's wrong with his little sister being that cute? why is kyosuke kosaka incapable of accepting that kirino kosaka might in fact (yes, in fact) be cute? what happens after that acceptance that he's so afraid of? is it worth lying to yourself for the rest of your life like that?
09.03.2026 22:46
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It's Sariel day my dudes!
#ๆฑๆนProject #ๆฑๆน #touhou #3ๆ10ๆฅใฏSarielๆงใฎๆฅ #art
10.03.2026 03:33
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Zinogre oversaturation so bad he's getting put in unrelated mobile games๐๐๐
10.03.2026 01:25
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Folks is this anything
10.03.2026 00:25
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[๐ฑ] said the snake to eve tempting her to bite from the knowledge of bungie incorporated
09.03.2026 18:45
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[๐ฑ] iโm too young to have nostalgic memories of shooters! i hear the words โhalo: reachโ and i wonder if youโve got some kind of medieval torture dungeon planned for me! iโm scared!
09.03.2026 18:40
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[๐ฑ] it is critically important to the lore that she cracks cats!
09.03.2026 18:39
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[๐ฑ] iโm going to try learning rachel and take out a membership with the local gun store so iโll have a shotgun to put in my mouth i think iโll just stick to killer7 and pray
09.03.2026 18:38
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[๐ฑ] this is a bit. the breakdown happens later. i already have the game. nothing in this statement is true. dear fans, remember: you can never trust suburban relapse with anything
09.03.2026 18:36
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[๐ฑ] does it have a girl suffering through a prolonged psychological breakdown so intense she starts cracking cats because if so maybe
09.03.2026 18:36
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[๐ฑ] scarily depending on the shooter this might be much worse than blazblue
09.03.2026 18:34
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[๐ฑ] iโm not even that into all that! i approach sister/sister relationships with the same clouded eyes as a himedanshi! i donโt partake, i just like to watch!
09.03.2026 18:33
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[๐ฑ] please stage an intervention for your local suburban relapse i can not be getting into blazblue in anno domini 2026 hook me on like killer7 or some shit thatโll make me feel like a person instead
09.03.2026 18:31
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