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AMBROSIA FLOWS FROM ICHOR. REBIRTH FOLLOWS DEATH. FEAR THE LORD MOST IN HIS TOMB.

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Sascha Stronach ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ, The... @understatesmen.bsky.social
in 2013 | saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
July 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM

Sascha Stronach ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ, The... @understatesmen.bsky.social in 2013 | saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters July 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM

21.02.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 196 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

[๐ŸŽ€] she wants to be flagellated sooooo bad

12.03.2026 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] in a vc with seven autistic people and none of them can handle the texture </3

12.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] turning in my autism diagnosis and telling the psychiatrist she got it wrong because i actually really like tomatoes

12.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] it's always kirk/spock. follow any fandom term and it's always kirk/spock. prepared to accept they invented hanahaki at this point

12.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THERE WAS AN ACTUAL STAR TREK EPISODE ABOUT SPOCK AND KIRK ROLLING AROUND IN YHE DIRT TO SATSIFY SPOCKโ€™S HEAT???

12.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] now if you would excuse me iโ€™m still emotionally recovering from the entire voice chat calling me rachel alucard last night i have too much pride to just accept the allegations like this. the dating system goes unchanged for my own sake

11.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] i have it set to dmy on my pc and itโ€™s honestly so much more sensible but saying that feels like implicating myself as a teaboo. itโ€™s hard for princesses here

11.03.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] however so? i find the month/day/year format quite simple

11.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] giovanni built that dungeon with ai

11.03.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] if the average pokemon player doesn't play with the fucking slots for twenty hours a run to get their lvl 55 evo pseudo legendary with one hour of playtime left they'll put a bullet in their head

11.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] haven't you ever wanted to never have to deal with bruno again? wait. you haven't? you honestly have never once thought of him your entire time playing this game? too bad get in the wild grass slut

11.03.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] does dude know he evolves after you're already done with the game or does he still think someone's going to put him in their team

11.03.2026 04:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽ€] the anti-hack purist in me disappearing from my headspace once i get to use a pseudo-legendary final evo before the elite four

11.03.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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its the coolest hack of all time

11.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to r/micropenisโ€”Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

10.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5495 ๐Ÿ” 744 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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If all other sites fail, you can find me here

09.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
so the third episode of oreimo is titled There's No Way My Little Sister Can Be This Cute and the series title translates to basically the same thing but after the third episode kyosuke never seems to think kirino is cute ever again. what happened? is there really no way his little sister is that cute? did he give up on her cuteness? every episode after is titled something like There's No Way My Little Sister Can Do XYZ and every episode she does XYZ suggesting that there is a way his little sister can be that cute. but what's the point in that? where's the conflict? either kyosuke has accepted that his little sister can be that cute, in which case, end the series. there's nothing more to be discovered. the sky is blue, microplastics pollute my bloodstream and kirino kosaka is cute. it's just a fact we have to accept at that point. but what if there really is no way his little sister is that cute? what if it's impossible for his little sister to be as cute as he seems to try to deny she really is? in that case, i'd have to ask, why is he lying to himself? what's wrong with his little sister being that cute? why is kyosuke kosaka incapable of accepting that kirino kosaka might in fact (yes, in fact) be cute? what happens after that acceptance that he's so afraid of? is it worth lying to yourself for the rest of your life like that?

so the third episode of oreimo is titled There's No Way My Little Sister Can Be This Cute and the series title translates to basically the same thing but after the third episode kyosuke never seems to think kirino is cute ever again. what happened? is there really no way his little sister is that cute? did he give up on her cuteness? every episode after is titled something like There's No Way My Little Sister Can Do XYZ and every episode she does XYZ suggesting that there is a way his little sister can be that cute. but what's the point in that? where's the conflict? either kyosuke has accepted that his little sister can be that cute, in which case, end the series. there's nothing more to be discovered. the sky is blue, microplastics pollute my bloodstream and kirino kosaka is cute. it's just a fact we have to accept at that point. but what if there really is no way his little sister is that cute? what if it's impossible for his little sister to be as cute as he seems to try to deny she really is? in that case, i'd have to ask, why is he lying to himself? what's wrong with his little sister being that cute? why is kyosuke kosaka incapable of accepting that kirino kosaka might in fact (yes, in fact) be cute? what happens after that acceptance that he's so afraid of? is it worth lying to yourself for the rest of your life like that?

09.03.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 212 ๐Ÿ” 92 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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It's Sariel day my dudes!

#ๆฑๆ–นProject #ๆฑๆ–น #touhou #3ๆœˆ10ๆ—ฅใฏSarielๆง˜ใฎๆ—ฅ #art

10.03.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 110 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zinogre oversaturation so bad he's getting put in unrelated mobile games๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

10.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Folks is this anything

10.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 564 ๐Ÿ” 117 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

[๐ŸŽฑ] said the snake to eve tempting her to bite from the knowledge of bungie incorporated

09.03.2026 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽฑ] iโ€™m too young to have nostalgic memories of shooters! i hear the words โ€œhalo: reachโ€ and i wonder if youโ€™ve got some kind of medieval torture dungeon planned for me! iโ€™m scared!

09.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽฑ] it is critically important to the lore that she cracks cats!

09.03.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽฑ] iโ€™m going to try learning rachel and take out a membership with the local gun store so iโ€™ll have a shotgun to put in my mouth i think iโ€™ll just stick to killer7 and pray

09.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽฑ] this is a bit. the breakdown happens later. i already have the game. nothing in this statement is true. dear fans, remember: you can never trust suburban relapse with anything

09.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽฑ] does it have a girl suffering through a prolonged psychological breakdown so intense she starts cracking cats because if so maybe

09.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽฑ] scarily depending on the shooter this might be much worse than blazblue

09.03.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽฑ] iโ€™m not even that into all that! i approach sister/sister relationships with the same clouded eyes as a himedanshi! i donโ€™t partake, i just like to watch!

09.03.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[๐ŸŽฑ] please stage an intervention for your local suburban relapse i can not be getting into blazblue in anno domini 2026 hook me on like killer7 or some shit thatโ€™ll make me feel like a person instead

09.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0