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@cr1sp_sandw1ch on the ex-bird site Hmmm. In my defence I was probably drunk. Software Developer Yorkshire, UK

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Having had to deal with QuickBooks my recommendation is to fire Intuit directly into the sun.

12.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was saying β€œdon’t lend me your tuba”

12.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve room to grow into them…

12.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they’d have washed their hands after using the toilet they’d still be with us.

11.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Politicians and the media have given people the impression that transphobia is an acceptable way to carry on 😩

11.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Daily Mail Headline:

Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam

Daily Mail Headline: Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam

Oh boy! What a headline...

Ask yourself:

"What am I being asked to believe?"

"Who am I being told to blame?"

Take a few seconds to imagine what the Daily Mail (And Telegraph, GB News and Express) WANT you to think is going on.

Let's see what's ACTUALLY happening...🧡

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11.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 657 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 71

Embedded software is 😬

A while ago I was called in to fix a carpet production line than ran a PLC controlled by NT 4.0 on a 486.

The copy protect dongle had been destroyed by a power surge, and the companies that did the s/w and PLC install no longer exist.

Had to crack s/w to make it work again!

11.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Embedded software is 😬

A while ago I was called in to fix a carpet production line than ran a PLC controlled by NT 4.0 on a 486.

The copy protect dongle had been destroyed by a power surge, and the companies that did the s/w and PLC install no longer exist.

Had to crack s/w to make it work again!

11.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The place to go for Phaser Eye Surgery

11.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d *like* to say I was surprised.

I wasn’t.

11.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Letting the police largely mark their own homework when it comes to complaints prevents things ever improving 🀬

11.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The decision has already been made - this is about concocting β€œevidence” to justify it.

11.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or they’ve suddenly lost self confidence for *reasons*

10.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They could turn milk sour at 50 paces 🀣

10.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And you *have* to play with us

10.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A long career of grifting awaits…

10.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Greens do appear to actually listen to trans people, which is more than you can say for most of the other parties.

10.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You *do* realise that the police don’t get it right every time?

10.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The press have been rolling the pitch for exactly this for the past decade or two.

Panics about ADHD, Autism, Depression and Anxiety amongst others, and the messaging is always the same: β€œit’s over diagnosed and people are faking it.”

See also the DWP’s treatment of the disabled.

09.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIndependent” but not in the traditional sense.

09.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! Unlikely.

09.03.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing scares them more than someone who doesn’t accept their β€œlot” in life.

08.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf you loved the Ewoks, you’ll love this”

08.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t get your hopes up.

The only thing that will cause problems for the police is embarrassing the ruling party, who, let’s not forget are currently running a smear campaign against the greens.

08.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the UK.

The cops won’t be held responsible.

At worst they’ll be given a slap on the wrist and told not to get caught again.

08.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Except when something bad happened - that was totally someone else’s fault.

08.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that a bit of an excessive way to deal with squirrels?

08.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They could do billions of dollars of improvements.

08.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No conscious without class conscious

07.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody hell, Jet Set Willy and Ant Attack are in the first milliseconds after the big bang on this scale!

I feel old 😩

08.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0