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@cr1sp_sandw1ch on the ex-bird site Hmmm. In my defence I was probably drunk. Software Developer Yorkshire, UK

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Love thy neighbour.

(unless they are anything but white cis heterosexuals, apparently)

14.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being debated *about* without any say 🀬

14.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAnyway, thanks for coming to my TED talk”

13.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a mistake to leave me unsupervised.

13.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 2556 πŸ” 1022 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 19

She seems to be very in favour of gender stereotypes these days.

12.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Carrying on rolling the pitch for Streeting’s MH β€œoverdiagnosis” crusade.

12.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Better late than never.

12.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What did they do, say β€œTransmission” was for car mechanics?!

12.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Real β€œand I didn’t even win the raffle” energy.

12.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can *guarantee* she’d have heard of him if he was transphobe.

12.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Love and hate, a tale in two pictures.

12.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They went to spend the night looking upset that they were ignored.

12.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’d get bored of just listening to Roisin Murphy after a while.

12.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a post by Maya Forstater on X (formerly Twitter). The main image is a dark, blue-tinted selfie of Forstater in the foreground, wearing glasses and a patterned scarf. Behind her is a large, crowded concert arena with a brightly lit stage in the distance. Below the photo is a quote-repost from "The Lies They Tell" (@sarahstuartxx) which reads:
​"Join me tonight as I cover live the thrills and spills of the Trans Mission Live concert. Turns include Zack Polanski, Beth Ditto and a bunch of people you’ve never heard of. Literally hundreds of people attending the #FoxKillersVanityProject"

A screenshot of a post by Maya Forstater on X (formerly Twitter). The main image is a dark, blue-tinted selfie of Forstater in the foreground, wearing glasses and a patterned scarf. Behind her is a large, crowded concert arena with a brightly lit stage in the distance. Below the photo is a quote-repost from "The Lies They Tell" (@sarahstuartxx) which reads: ​"Join me tonight as I cover live the thrills and spills of the Trans Mission Live concert. Turns include Zack Polanski, Beth Ditto and a bunch of people you’ve never heard of. Literally hundreds of people attending the #FoxKillersVanityProject"

A screenshot of a post by Julie Bindel on X featuring the hashtag #TransMission. The image shows a candid, side-profile photo of a woman with short dark hair wearing a long-sleeved green shirt. She is leaning against a black metal railing in what appears to be a dimly lit venue with purple ambient lighting.

A screenshot of a post by Julie Bindel on X featuring the hashtag #TransMission. The image shows a candid, side-profile photo of a woman with short dark hair wearing a long-sleeved green shirt. She is leaning against a black metal railing in what appears to be a dimly lit venue with purple ambient lighting.

It's really funny how Maya Forstater and Julie Bindel spend all their time online fearmongering about how trans people are dangers to women and children yet they went to a stadium full of 10k trans people and nothing at all happened to them.

Thanks for the donation, hope you enjoyed the show!

12.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 1173 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 23

Strange that she was able to safely β€œquietly observe” when the stadium was full of people GCs claim are dangerous.

Same for Julie Bindel as well.

It’s almost like transphobes have been lying all along…

12.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
nigel farage tweet:

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes.
This is the definition of woke.

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of β€œwoke”

12.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 8830 πŸ” 1556 πŸ’¬ 421 πŸ“Œ 318

Hans O’Gruber

12.03.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about both?

12.03.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is *embarrassing* for someone to look at the last half century of proof that being able to reason about and construct mental models of programs is a good thing, and then go "I'm built different"

It is pathetic that these people then regurgitate their unmaintainable slop all over the place.

12.03.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They are such joyless weirdos.

12.03.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having had to deal with QuickBooks my recommendation is to fire Intuit directly into the sun.

12.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was saying β€œdon’t lend me your tuba”

12.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’ve room to grow into them…

12.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they’d have washed their hands after using the toilet they’d still be with us.

11.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Politicians and the media have given people the impression that transphobia is an acceptable way to carry on 😩

11.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Daily Mail Headline:

Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam

Daily Mail Headline: Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam

Oh boy! What a headline...

Ask yourself:

"What am I being asked to believe?"

"Who am I being told to blame?"

Take a few seconds to imagine what the Daily Mail (And Telegraph, GB News and Express) WANT you to think is going on.

Let's see what's ACTUALLY happening...🧡

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11.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 782 πŸ” 423 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 80

Embedded software is 😬

A while ago I was called in to fix a carpet production line than ran a PLC controlled by NT 4.0 on a 486.

The copy protect dongle had been destroyed by a power surge, and the companies that did the s/w and PLC install no longer exist.

Had to crack s/w to make it work again!

11.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Embedded software is 😬

A while ago I was called in to fix a carpet production line than ran a PLC controlled by NT 4.0 on a 486.

The copy protect dongle had been destroyed by a power surge, and the companies that did the s/w and PLC install no longer exist.

Had to crack s/w to make it work again!

11.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The place to go for Phaser Eye Surgery

11.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d *like* to say I was surprised.

I wasn’t.

11.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0