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@samuraijamie

twitch guy https://www.twitch.tv/samuraijamie

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just put a fuckin muzzle on them it's not difficult, what on earth have you been doing for two years

13.03.2026 13:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

you ever have a movie in mind but then a letterboxd mutual happens to watch that same movie and suddenly you don't want to watch that movie because you dont want them to think you've copied them

26.01.2026 09:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

america could you hurry up and oust your president please he's killing the fuckin vibe for the rest of us.

20.01.2026 09:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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how life feels when you ignore the game awards

12.12.2025 14:38 👍 2073 🔁 379 💬 26 📌 13

i think we're fine if he does neither

10.12.2025 14:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's a tight balancing act in 2025 trying to stay informed on current affairs and not throwing myself off a bridge

23.10.2025 09:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i've tried to avoid them but i like to browse the discover tab every now and then :((

16.10.2025 08:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how do i get rid of specifically "im live now" selfies from my timeline

you're adding fuck all

16.10.2025 07:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i would respect these goons more if they just fessed up and said "yeah i couldn't turn down that juicy fucking payday"

09.10.2025 08:16 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"the gunk...put it back!"

22.09.2025 05:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am on my knees begging the left wing to be normal, stick to a fucking plan and just pick a person to root for. You fucking clowns are just handing it to the fascists

20.09.2025 09:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

awkward thing when you thought your internet friend just went offline three years ago but then see they're a 12 month subscriber in another stream

08.09.2025 22:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sheffield still undefeated against the fascists.

06.09.2025 13:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the greatest lie ever told

25.08.2025 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Batman begin

25.08.2025 12:56 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'd enjoy people watching a lot more if there wasnt the possibility of the people watching me back

22.08.2025 16:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't understand why ai generated pictures of cats are so common, real life cats exist and are quite plentiful you guys

20.08.2025 10:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when the streamer seems cool but their chat is really obnoxious

19.08.2025 12:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it brings me great joy that at some point in history some chefs in Milan looked at a bowl of spaghetti and said "you know what would make this bang? a piece of breaded chicken".

you were right fellas, you were so right

18.08.2025 14:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People on letterboxd be like "I loved this movie, my life is changed for the better now that I've seen it, I cant imagine a reality where I don't hold this movie in super high regard" and then give it 3 stars and no heart icon

15.08.2025 22:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is how Zack Snyder should have marketed Man of Steel.

13.08.2025 23:13 👍 242 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 1

Still in shock that Labour stole an honest wank from the working man

13.08.2025 16:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'd like to see a vtuber in an unflatteringly ill fitting t-shirt for a change

08.08.2025 10:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

31.07.2025 02:11 👍 12964 🔁 2885 💬 91 📌 64

i feel like we're not far from the chapelle joke where you have to spread your cheeks and lift your sack as a form of identification

29.07.2025 10:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

are they stupid

29.07.2025 10:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incredibly conscientious mouth breather parcel thieves

25.07.2025 06:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CREEPY GUYS STOP USING THE WORD 'ADORABLE' CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE EDITION)

24.07.2025 09:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

over the weekend, a bar i was in had a picture of ozzy up and i remarked that i'm a big fan but it's a shame he looked like a sleep paralysis demon (particularly in the 80s)

i would like to apologise rip big man xx

23.07.2025 08:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the code being on the back of the screen actually explains a lot about Microsoft products

15.07.2025 14:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0