🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫

Eat your vegetables

do you want to win or no

Watching a montage of weather reporters say “don’t shoot the messenger” and i wish i pursued that career path so i could distinguish myself as the one who claims i will it. High 60s/low 70s? Youre welcome. Arctic blast? You know what you did.

If none of this was happening, more people would have voted for Kamala Harris

This went poorly but im tired

then Goon Prime bought twitter and all the crypto goons stayed there anyway

the original concept is moderation is a hassle, what if we could make our own social media platform for crypto goons that didnt need to be moderated and that whole job was put on the end user

lmao finance running a tech company when has this ever steered anyone wrong

baby steps is a remarkable achievement in gaming

paramount/cbs announces theyre halting their IDIC policies

now we talkin

i mean maybe after ellison is no longer involved and they undo their company race purges

now im going to plug the drum machine into the piano for to be a metronome

this is why people who ask me "whatcha thinkin" eventually stop

GOD DAMN that is an incredible domme move jesus christ even as every other cognitive function shuts down the only lights in the building are the ones that remember how to bully

probably something to do with physical class proximity tbh. scrooge lived in the city he was in the neighborhood. if he wished to be around, around was right there. these freaks doomsday prep their bunkers and live in a social bubble of pedophiles

scrooge knew love, and he had people who reached out to him in brotherhood, and he rejected them for love of money and the tragedy and irredeemable nature of the dotcom bajillionaires is they: never did

i have defeated william tell in two-handed combat

what if i have to measure a portion twice in the same 15 minutes

like wheatley listening to chamber music and making the sound of pages turning and saying hmm oh hello i was just reading books

i think attempts to make literary references that betray no familiarity with the literature would be more dignified if someone just said "wow that is just like A BOOK"

maybe i can make some extra money on tiktok by posting a video where i argue with chatgpt about how many times the letter r appears in strawberry because tehre are apparently one billion of those being posted all the time

in Oceania laboring classes partied and were indulged with treats and such, no one was homeless, even the visiscreen was optional if you didnt have a party job

YEAH I'M PROUD OF THIS HERE LAMBO BUT WHAT IS EVEN MORE VALUABLE TO ME IS KNOWLEDGE FOR EXAMPLE I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT SUCH THINGS AS ROCK & ROLL AND BEEF AND WHEAT

Guy interviewing him is like wow thats really dark thats kind of what orwell warned us about in 1984

im like btich that has nothing to do with 1984

saw something where a guy on the street is talkin bout population was a commodity, people would work to generate wealth, then with AI people become a liability so they lay everybody off so they lose their homes and healthcare and if theyre healthy theyll work in prison and if theyre unhealthy 💀
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it's, what, noon? im going back to bed

Then I support Gavin Newsom in everything but politics

dude believes nothing so nobody has to believe him

Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine YouTube video by The Onion

youtu.be/lfsMMVgIToA