🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫

he was more than a mega man, he was a union man

i suppose the most despiriting thing is the way the ADL's total loss of credibility doesnt really seem to matter

oh but probably the biggest change over the last 20 odd years has been advancements in vegetable cheese

in a way, we all have an ass to mouth support tube

the funny thing is when it comes to home cooking its not really that different than it was back then: just stock your cupboard and get used to it.

the game changer was being able to join in when friends are out getting shitty at a bar n grill

as someone who enjoys producing plasticky gimcracks whenever the job calls for something to hold a shape: we can but the overhead for manufacturing stuff in sensible materials is much higher

ooooo hear me out: bury this in sand and then cast it in metal

high school days i enjoyed my White Cube and my mother and sister both came down with food poisoning so i took care of them when they were laid up in bed.

Mom afterwards thanked me for not gloating and i said "no need. you already know"

you really want the most porous materials in your bathroom when it comes to things youre going to put all over your teeth

super mario galaxy already had a perfect movie: super mario galaxy for wii

thinking about how carbon monoxide alarms make one sound for "you are about to die" and the exact same sound for "you should go to the hardware store"

The situation with AI is not so much the displacement of workers as automation takes over. it is the ruination of all things by absolute scammers.

bernard's main strength was that you could believe him when he said things, at least that he indeed believed them, because he'd been saying the exact same thing his whole life.

His weakness is being unprepared for situations where his boilerplate was insufficient

us senator bernie sanders official how AI is outsmarting us: bernie hears from AI experts

what no immortal science does to a mf

Eat your vegetables

do you want to win or no

Watching a montage of weather reporters say “don’t shoot the messenger” and i wish i pursued that career path so i could distinguish myself as the one who claims i will it. High 60s/low 70s? Youre welcome. Arctic blast? You know what you did.

If none of this was happening, more people would have voted for Kamala Harris

This went poorly but im tired

then Goon Prime bought twitter and all the crypto goons stayed there anyway

the original concept is moderation is a hassle, what if we could make our own social media platform for crypto goons that didnt need to be moderated and that whole job was put on the end user

lmao finance running a tech company when has this ever steered anyone wrong

baby steps is a remarkable achievement in gaming

paramount/cbs announces theyre halting their IDIC policies

now we talkin

i mean maybe after ellison is no longer involved and they undo their company race purges

now im going to plug the drum machine into the piano for to be a metronome

this is why people who ask me "whatcha thinkin" eventually stop

GOD DAMN that is an incredible domme move jesus christ even as every other cognitive function shuts down the only lights in the building are the ones that remember how to bully

probably something to do with physical class proximity tbh. scrooge lived in the city he was in the neighborhood. if he wished to be around, around was right there. these freaks doomsday prep their bunkers and live in a social bubble of pedophiles

scrooge knew love, and he had people who reached out to him in brotherhood, and he rejected them for love of money and the tragedy and irredeemable nature of the dotcom bajillionaires is they: never did