Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
Ah, Amsterdam, never change.
I wrote about One Piece: Into the Grand Line and what it means to adapt a story that has only gotten more detailed since it was originally told: www.crunchyroll.com/news/feature...
Happy OPLA 2 Day!!! ☠️🏴☠️
I am reminded of the time in private practice when, talking with another attorney in a divorce case, we agreed that “Facebook and Twitter are the worst goddamn things to ever happen to family law”
Been checking in on the furry drama and the latest one I saw was “This guy cheated on his girlfriend” and I dunno man that one sort of seems like the type of shit you don’t make a Google doc about and just sort of deal with amongst yourselves.
Wait, Pokopia is Animal Crossing X Animal Crossing X Minecraft??? I have never wanted a switch more than now
Kind Giant Panda🐼
ジャイアントパンダちゃんと待ち合わせですっ☆
The U.S. Green Party is basically a vehicle for whatever grifter wants to try the most to increase their book sales and social media following every 4 years.
Commissions open :D
Author With One New York ‘Times’ Best Seller $49,000 $30,000 from book advance $14,000 from teaching two retreats $5,000 from narrating own audiobook I’m trying to manifest more abundance, but I’m really feeling the income streams have dwindled. I have over 800,000 Instagram followers. Before, if I wanted to do a brand partnership on social media, $10,000 was an easy get. Now it’s, like, $500. I pretty much live from a bucket of savings.
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this whole thread is fascinating to me because
yeah, it does feel like there was a time when writers could live off their writing. Now writing is assumed to be practically free.
Murders in the Rue Morgue was a parody, I have found the post and the website about it!
The site linked is here
wdl.mcdaniel.edu
And it's really rather good fun, some eyebleedingly bad prose, of course
I forget the term but there's a specific word for parodies that outlive the thing they're parodying (or imitiating). Foghorn Leghorn survived long beyond Senator Claghorn. Much of Alice in Wonderland is parodies of Victorian children's lit.
I'm gonna bet Grammarly doesn't have in-house.
If they do, they should be yeeted into the sun. Yes, that requires extra energy, but the extra certainty is worth the investment.
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
This is delightful which of course it is because it’s Tim Curry dammit but it contains two earth shattering revelations for the Curryverse and they are
1) he was considered for Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park
2) he read the screenplay for Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be cast as Hannibal Lector
It's 2004. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.
It's 2026. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.
A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
I would agrue Trump is probably one of the best at causing evil. Just look at [gestures at everything]
A mockup of a hardback of The Raven and the Reindeer. It is snazzy and has printed edges.
Behold, the shiny cover for the shiny new UK edition of Raven & Reindeer!
doodle comic Screenshot of a fedex map “track your delivery on the map” Me sitting in the dark, watching the computer very seriously
me when fedex offers the live map for my package
I went to the ice cream store to buy some ice cream but the person in front of me ordered TWO DIFFERENT FLAVORS of ice cream IN THE SAME BOWL and seriously what the fuck I don't have all day
If I had a dollar for every person who asks how defense attorneys sleep at night, I’d be able to pay my student loans. If I had a dollar for every person who asks how prosecutors sleep at night, I could maybe buy a pack of gum. Broken society.
Fenrir likes to Look atcha
"Sandman is still a transformative work and is deeply meaningful to a lot of people" -Yes-
vs.
"Give Neal Gaiman a massive amount of money to make more stuff" - FUCK NO -
#awkwardzombie #970: Rideshare and Share Alike (Death Stranding 2)
Mejiro nestled in pink plum blossoms, wondering when her prince will come.
Mejiro having some quality upside down time at the edge of a pink blossoming branch.
Mejiro on a cascadiing pink branch, turning away, unable to look at your news feed.
Mejiro on pink blossoming branch is very unimpressed with you. Whatever you did you should apologize.
mejiro with plums
The vicar walked into the pulpit like "this week's Gospel reading is the longest one of the year, and I'd love to preach on it, but apparently some idiots think they're starting a holy war to bring about the second coming of Christ so I've really got to address that right now..."
Incredible to read the sermon I heard on Sunday summed up so succinctly here...
