CalebDOTexe (they/them)

Transfalgar Law

Dating apps are evil because I deleted them and apparently matched with a bi professor that does drag and is very attractive but because bumble is demonic I cannot message her because the "match expired." So here I am considering dropping $20 this is dystopia

Hmmmm you agree with me and thus have taste

My goat Steven understands game (the shirt is really comfy supposedly

I think it wasn’t* super clear

I’m gonna be honest it was a lot and I think it super clear but I had fun. I warped across the board to the opposite end and spent most of my time hanging out in a supernova and that was a blast

We started this game 24 hours ago

Spongebob MTG Card

A chunk of a UB only MTG deck

A second chunk of a UB only MTG deck

The last chunk of a UB only MTG deck

Behold, the worst deck I own. A deck I lovingly refer to as "The Slop Pile". A fully functional Universes Beyond commander deck, organized as all MTG decks should be - by franchise of source material.

This is Magic the Gathering as Richard Garfield intended.

Curious where the “they’re out of money” is from, from what their post said I thought it implied they had fulfilled their payment obligations to cardeio for dev. Not that they blew all the money

AHHHHH HE’S JUSF A LIL BABBYYYYYYY

Very cool!!!

It’s really funny that my bitching on Twitter got this card banned

They gotta make a schedule of scheduled promo tweets lmao

What's especially disappointing is it seems like they spotted the red flags of cardeio early before the KS contract was signed, and then signed it anyway after more red flags popped up

That’s like an hour away from me :)

Puppupwupwhpwuwwweaaase dwontt asshshhhh my bwawawaw fuuuuuuuu :(((((((((((((

new @elestrals.bsky.social title unlocked

i'm expanding my community stuff and taking on organized play as well as some guiding input on live balance - little bit of everything just how i like it

been a fun 6 months and y'all ain't seen nothin yet. lots to announce soon(tm)

LMAOOOO it’s so funny to me that I know exactly who you’re talking about

THEY PUT MY DOG IN GEN 10 #PokemonDay #pokemon

Yeah that’s why I got ordained too :)

I think I could do this legally in at least one state

Official ordained! Who wanna get married (by me or to me either works)

Wasn’t it also ruled somewhere you could “accept the idea of the handshake” instead of actually shaking someone’s hand LMAO

Yugioh is awesome because I am now investigating how I can Mjolnir lock people in genesys. I've got 2 different ED cards to do it with and a fairly consistent way to set it up :)

They gotta point this card higher in genesys if they're not going to make the RUMs more expensive. I'm getting Impcantation locked at locals :( What happened to hitting all the floodgates #YGOGenesys

Ra willing

Smh look at these meta(l) slaves. They’ll play anything because a woke nb yugituber told them tk

This is so hot why is this not marked nsfw

I can imagine him going “now, see. Just because God us an all powerful being, doesn’t mean it doesn’t also deserve universal healthcare”