Tim Oldland

They’re exceptionally good value these days.

Jesus, so many of these fesses/opins about pubs and drinking. People need to wake up and realise the world doesn’t revolve around alcohol anymore.

‘Bonking’ is the real problem here.

Exactly. Am I happy we have EV’s and won’t be affected as badly? Yes, of course. But gloating is a shitty thing to do and has made me block a few people on X today.

I’ll just go back to gloating about paying off our mortgage last week 😁

Who gives a shit. Comparison is the thief of joy. Live and enjoy your life, don’t concern yourself with things you can’t control.

What a delightful cunt you are. Even at your lowest point you still lied.

I love a Dakar spec. And I love a Mk1 TT. But subjectively this is the worst looking Mk1 I’ve ever seen. The colour split really doesn’t help, probably more things too but nah, not for me.

580kg!!!!! 😍

Why would ‘AI’ be able to do that? This just shows how fucking moronic the general public are and how utterly clueless they are when it comes to AI.

You absolute fucking deviant. Honey AND banana is key goods. Best way to start the day.

Outstanding! The modern day (ish) Audi A2.

Fully agree

Also: drive to the conditions, not the speed limit.

‘Not allowed on the sofas’?! Does not compute. Have cats. House is cats.

10pm, regular as clockwork. Yep.

Oh no no no, the bonnet isn’t just black… 🤢

And the roof… 🤮

Ralph Macchio is 64 in this pic.

Straight to jail.

You’re fighting the good fight, don’t let the pricks get you down

I wish it were that simple.

These are comfortably the shittiest wheels I’ve seen this decade.

A few pals have had serious chemo, scalp hair is a guarantee, but they all kept their beards. As a long time shiny head, you will want to invest in some fleece lined hats - not itchy, but warm!

ALL THE YES

Guess you don't understand physics eh? Hitting the brakes would make the coffee go away from her face. You wanted to hit the accelerator at that point, which would make hot coffee pour all over her.

Tell me Michael, were you born this much of a cunt or was it a concerted effort?

Fucking morons. Just drive your Disco somewhere else. There are a million other places. I despair 🤦🏼‍♂️

Oh now that looks very special. Big fan of that! GTEs are such value compared to other 250s, this makes it look 1,000,000 times better. 😎

Fuck it, I’m 100% in. Love every bit of it.

Get some reading glasses you blind old twat