Izzy Enjoyer

There are 651 people currently in a chat with no stream for the Heated Piracy event. I think everyone should be getting their money back.

This has been the worst #OFMD event that has happened, I’ve not managed to get in to the stream for over an hour and a half and it looks like they’ve given up trying to help @charliecapen.bsky.social. I’m really disappointed

Still can’t get in 😭

Charlie, we still can’t get in even with the new link

Are you doing the Hokey Cokey? You put a new link in, a new link out, in, out, in, out, you bake it all about

Phew 😮‍💨

Lots of us are getting sad we’re missing out, and have been trying to get in for over 40 mins now 😭

I’m quite unhappy about this

We love you but you have a large group of annoyed pirates who can’t get in to the live right now and it’s been over 20 mins since it should have started.

Father figure my arse

If for some reason that doesn’t work, I’m active in the discord and can ask for you

Great news! I was able to update my ko-fi shop and the following pirate Pride flag patterns are now available:

Asexual
Bisexual
Lesbian
Nonbinary
Pansexual
Transgender

Find them all here: ko-fi.com/medialiteriz...

See you there with knobs on…

I thought it was the kind of love you have when you’re a teen. Like super intense but really not anything. Your first love type thing

I have so much love for this one.

Here he is.

For @lacunafish.bsky.social

#IzzyHands
#IzzyCanyon
#OFMDfanart

A magazine page (in the style of 'YM' magazine) showing various images of a young Con O'Neill. Captions read: "If you stare into those puppy dog eyes, life will never be ruff" "You can teach us how to make a pot of tea anytime, Daddio" "We’ll never stop Dancin’ Thru The Dark with this popstar" "This angel makes you feel 3 Steps to Heaven" "Kisses in the Dark sound great... but we wouldn't say no to the lights on, either" "Falling for this gorgeous guy is no Pie in the Sky" "Even in TV bit parts, he always fits The Bill"

⭐️50 Hottest Actors Under the Sun⭐️

Young Con O'Neill Edition

Thank you @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social for the images and inspiration 🖤
Thank you also to teen magazines of the past for their influence

Left out guy at the party meme with caption “They don’t know I’m the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic.”

🏴‍☠️2025 UK #OFMD events!🏴‍☠️

Behind Our Flag
5th April: online convention

Rhys Darby
30th May - Aug 10th: stand-up tour

The New Uni-Con
20th - 22nd June: in person convention, Gatwick

Two Acts of Drag, Please
2nd Aug: drag show, Camden

The Wee Con
31st Oct - 2nd Nov: in person convention, Edinburgh

Let's see if this works. Last year, @asisherright.bsky.social very kindly recorded Con wearing the necklace I made him. I don't think I've posted it on bsky yet.

A black and white digital sketch of Izzy in drag holding a cigarette up as Frenchie, Calypso/Wee John, and Jim with a false mustache appear in frame, as well as the disembodied hands of Roach and Fang, all holding up lighters to light it for him.

Thank you for your donation @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social! #ofmdfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

🐈‍⬛🤍.

Graphic depicting Con O'Neill dressed as Izzy Hands in drag from Calypso's Birthday and saying "A Message for the OFMD Fandom recorded by Con O'Neill from an anonymous donor"

Con O'Neill donated a voice message to the #OFMDCraftFair and the wonderful anonymous donor who won it decided to share it with the entire fandom. Please enjoy (and spread widely so everyone can hear). soundcloud.com/veeagainstth...

Cake with buttercream frosting showing the depression robe bird pattern

Cake with buttercream frosting showing the depression robe bird pattern

Look at this Depression Robe cake I decorated for a friend!

#OFMD

I didn’t think the sword of Damocles was literal and happened every night when you went to sleep

And much like the difference between champagne and sparkling wine I will consume it all with no preference

A comic of Jim stealing Izzy’s clothes. There’s an attempt to make it look like Izzy is gone and they’re wearing his clothes in his honour, but in the last panel Izzy, naked and freshly bathed, enters the room, angry to see that the pile of clothes he had prepared has disappeared.

Oooooo “Jim has Izzy’s glove”, “Jim has Izzy’s cravat”, “Jim has Izzy’s ring”-

At this point they should just take his whole fit.

So they're gonna just leave Izzy in the yard of their burned out murder shack, which is canonically in the middle of nowhere, just like we were worried about when they put him there in the first place.

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool.

It’s nearly 24 hours later and I think I’ve recovered.

Each event you’re doing with the OFMD gang is more unhinged, I’m a little worried about what’s going to happen next…

It was great, everyone consented, the fics were written specifically for it and aside from never being able to look them in the eye again I loved it.

I have the three on my wall! I love the story so much