Dennis

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

Heh. Heh. Heh.

A small brown bunny rests on a blue surface under a tan baseball cap with a black logo.

Poop (comes out of the butt) YouTube video by Snuggle Bunch - Topic

#Announcement

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Looking forward to the inevitable film, which I assume will be titled “Senators Gone Wild: The Administration Gets Pounded Hard”.

Is it just me or does Rubio have this “please kill me” look in every recent photo of him?

#BREAKING

“Old person jail” is a more accurate term than “memory care”.

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Why can’t the saying ever be “move fast and bake things”?

God dang it, Dad, please stop answering FaceTime calls while you’re taking a dump.

I bet it’ll be an “explosive diarrhea event” instead.

Get your raincoats, everyone.

TikTok video by Zack Pearlman

#BreakingNews #DC

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I looked this up. I got ads for skin care products, pet products, and weed.

I love people who whine incessantly about leftists and “SJWs” and blah blah. Not because it forms a majority of their identity (though that part is true), but when you examine their behaviors closely, you see how their actions closely mirror the people they claim to despise. #projection

hahahah, WHAT

If Kevin McAllister's parents were Black, child protection services would have taken Kevin from them.

I’m trapped underneath my cat. Please don’t save me.

PLOT TWIST: Turns out that was a chatbot masquerading as a human on Reddit.

Quick guide for concerned parents about youth lingo:

This is sending meeee= This is sending me into a jolly fit of mirth
Deadass= Dead as a doornail stands my heart, considering the severity of this issue
Cap= Capricious lies were told against my honor
Fam= Familiarize yourself with me, friend!

Do itttttt

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

it's always "i have a black friend so i can say the n word" but never "i have a black friend so i fight for their equality"

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

An image that has the words “YOU WERE BORN TO DIE” overlaid.

Remember,

Never because the “better uses” would require work.

I, too, love the Tingleverse. ALL OF IT

Change “Covid-19 Test” to “Ebola Test” and then send the pic to family.

Insert “if those kids could read, they would be very upset” meme from King of the Hill.

HUMANS WERE MADE TO: Sit at the desk 9-5 Come home every night to watch Netflix Explore the world for only 2 weeks out of the year Have zero creativity Have every single aspiration beaten out of them THERE IS nothing MORE TO LIFE.