Haley Aurora

Barely five days into Crosstrek ownership and I regret to inform you that after being a Honda simp most of my life, I’m fully a Subie Bitch now. ✨😤

My favorite part in Wuthering Heights is when Heathcliff the cat yells “IT’S WUTHERIN’ TIME!”

Reminder you can just watch all the PWHL’s games on YouTube. No cable, no streaming needed. Here’s tonight’s game www.youtube.com/live/T4JKvp-...

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

An illustration of an amateur home renovation blueprint drawing surrounded by a calculator, a cup of coffee, and a clipboard with documents on it. The blueprint depicts a modest two bedroom suburban home with an addition at the rear; it holds a large bin of enormous pears. The documents read "Renovation Budget: Kitchen $10,000 Living Room $3,000 A/C $4,000 Pear Wiggler $200,000 Floor $5,000. A post-it note atop the document reads "Someone who is good at financing budget this- My family is wiggling"

The Author's Barely Disguised Home Improvement

ICE are abducting 5 year olds, using them as bait to get to their family, and shipping them to a Texas concentration camp all in a single day.

We need a Nuremberg for everyone involved. Abolish ICE isn't enough.

Screenshot of a tweet by @House_Feminist from November 28th, 2018. It reads: All bodies are miracles. Every day I get down on my knees and I pray to God and say Dear God, thank you for this meat sculpture you have imprisoned my soul in. I will find a witch to undo your curse and when I am released we'll see who smites who now you son of a bitch.

i think about this often

OPINION | Canadian TV needs to get weird again | CBC Arts In the ‘80s and ‘90s, English Canadian screens were filled with bizarre, fever dream-like shows. Writer Niko Stratis argues that we need to back to that

For CBC Arts, I wrote about why I think Canada needs to revel in the beauty of its weirdest impulses www.cbc.ca/arts/canadia...

i actually kind of love the idea that if you aren't comfortable protesting/actively recording or witnessing that you can just show up with snacks and water.

I mean, still there's risk but also what a great option for people who run healer class.

why do they call it streaming when you stream in the video out watch the movie

Best Picture? I gotta say it's the picture of the girl reading this ~

Have they tried not being n*zis?

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

Happy National DJ Day—here's me in my KSMB days! (2009)

“Let’s circle back in the new year.”
“Haley, it’s January 20th.”

Haley, a person with short dark hair and a bright pink section swept to one side, adjusts black rectangular glasses while winking. They have a small sparkle tattoo next to their left eye and a subtle smile. The photo is a close-up portrait against a light background.

I just realized I never posted the final product—I can literally 😉✨ now!

Scripps, via KSHB, managed KMCI at the time (and would eventually buy the station outright when the FCC started allowing TV duopolies,) so Fox Kids ended up right back under Scripps in KC.

In the spicy seat! 🌶️

This is my 80s goth/new wave album cover, If you even care. The one with the “Cuts You Up” cover.

“I love your gay pride shirt!” —some rando at Omega Mart

You already know 🥰

Toner Cartridge Replacement for Canon 045H -17% ($59.99) Was: $71.99 (The joke here is the toner cartridges look a lot like RAM sticks.)

ram prices dropping 🔥

Looking forward to my annual New Year's tradition of getting (legally) flavor-blasted and almost being asked to leave Meow Wolf Omega Mart.

Yes, please.

If I were an NHL goalie, I would simply not let the puck into my goal. 🤷‍♀️

You’re pulling your goalie? Why? To give him a sweet kiss on the lips?

I love how slutty hockey is. Oh you’re shooting your shot at another guy? And another guy assisted? Gay.

At the Boy Aquarium.

A picture of Moe from the Simpsons

"That time I got reincarnated as a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."

Call that Moe anime.