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it would be the honor of a lifetime for kosmos 482, the half-ton titanium shielded soviet space probe designed to withstand the heat and pressure of venus's surface, descended from the upper stratosphere of earth and impacted into the side of my office at 150 miles per hour, killing me instantly

🌅
#大神 #Okami
#大神十九周年

Nope. I had it in my cart at target but the backend website that runs the app kept crashing when it asked for a shipping address so I couldn’t put the purchase through, even if I tried using Apple Pay

All three apps I looked at were crashing last night. You didn’t miss much

A screenshot from Oblivion Remastered. A night sky with aurora borealis visible and a pair of spires in the distance, obscured by fog.

Im 14 and im sitting in my parents’ living room with my 360 again

God damn I want to binge this game but nooooo im ✨employed✨ now because im an adult and not 14 on summer vacation 🙄🙄

#oblivionremastered #oblivion #xbox #screenshots

I don’t know what kind of bird this is but I love him or her very much they’re my best friend
(Central FL, near Orlando)

My heart

My otter loving heart

I’m gonna throw rocks at these assholes’ windows

I would also like to go to sleep but I guess not

Understandable. The dude in the apartment above me is blasting a bunch of rock music with heavy riffs so I get to listen to that at 10:30

Steve go to sleep

Best flowers!!! The week that they’re in bloom is the best week to be a mail carrier

Pink Magnolia blooms against a blue sky plus some other trees

Same magnolia, another view 🌿

Pink flowers scattered on leafless branches against a blue sky

Nine years ago today 🌿

Magnolia flowers blooming in Palo Alto

I don’t even drink monster (or energy drinks overall) and my chest feels tight looking at this.

I’m not a tinfoil hat wearing mf but I’m taking advantage of Florida’s lax 2A laws in case shit hits the fan and folks come for my or my fiancées queer asses. Trans friend in TN is already arming as well

Honest to god one of the funniest if not the funniest Roosterteeth meme I’ve seen in the 20 years I’ve watched them

Simple. Long Island exists. Go birds indeed, but actually the Long Island Ducks

Elite Dangerous has absolutely no business being as gorgeous as it is

#EliteDangerous #InGamePhotography #Photomode

I'll be the first damn purchase

Absolutely not. You’re WEIRD

Ducks are neat. #photography #digitalphotography #dslr #ducks

A black spaceship flying over a brown planet with a green sky

A black spaceship flying in open space with a large orange star behind it

A black spaceship in a valley on a blue planet with a blue night sky.

A black spaceship on a planet with a star lighting up the night sky.

I guess I could use this to post some screenshots from Elite

I’m just a dipshit who uses the same four passwords; I just cycle what those passwords are every five-ish years or so

We don’t even have room in the cupboards/pantry 😭😭 one of the curses of living in what’s primarily meant as a college apartment

I'd fight a man for an air fryer/slow cooker if we had the room for it. I'd fight for a stand mixer too but we definitely don't have room for that and it kills me

I’m at the endgame of my Okami playthrough, roughly 35h in, and I think I’ve used the dodge command maybe a dozen times since I learned it at the 3h mark. I’ve used the counterattack command even less.

Let me tank the hits like a man. I’ve got a boatload of health and godhood levels for a reason.

Oh god another social media platform to worry about