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Jamie Indigo

@not-a-robot.com

She/they; 100% human tech SEO; author of #RichSnippets; Tabaxi/Rogue; Public Speaker; loving auntie; I go down πŸ‡πŸ•³ & learn in public. Posts are my own nonsense. Zombie of @jammer_volts on Twitter

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The traditional International Women’s Day gift is the head of someone who voted against her basic human rights 🎁

09.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is holding a small black and white animal in their hand Alt: a honey badger getting scritches

I compared myself to a hissing possum during a meeting and my teammate said, "I see you more as a honey badger". Honestly? Flattered asl

05.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Flock hiring Website Experience Manager in United States | LinkedIn Posted 10:22:22 AM. Who is Flock?Flock Safety is the leading safety technology platform, helping communities thrive by…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.

Hi friends! If you’re feeling petty this morning, hop over to LinkedIn and report this Flock listing
www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...

03.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This bullshit intimidation tactic of sending administrative warrants to social media platforms.
I will gladly pay my attorney for her to tell fascists to fuck all the way off

03.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Statement from Dario Amodei on our discussions with the Department of War A statement from our CEO on national security uses of AI

Anthropic has rejected the Pentagon's demands to drop AI safeguards.
The company released an official statement saying, "Regardless, these threats do not change our position: we cannot in good conscience accede to their request."
www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...

27.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Department of Defense is weaponizing AI Guns are a pretty divisive issue. Even with the ideological chasm between the sides of this issue, I bet you could get them to unite if say… the Department of Defense demanded that firearms not have ...

Your political affiliations shouldn't affect your ability to see AI being positioned as a political weapon. The Pentagon is threatening Anthropic bc it's unwilling to lift restrictions on use for mass surveillance of Americans or autonomous weapons
not-a-robot.com/blog/ai-poli...

26.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The longer version has her friend re-enacting screaming after she fell. Wtf UCHealth?

24.02.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s this UCHealth commercial that has the sappiest soundtrack. It’s about a woman who fell from a Colorado mountain sideβ€” complete with CSI hospital flashbacks. I can’t help but wonder if they just exploited this poor woman’s trauma to help pay down her medical debt?

24.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A weird, often chunky paradox

20.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How long did it take to get the cologne stank off?

20.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very normal, very orange people who definitely have never snorted coke off toilet seats πŸ₯Έ

20.02.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing like hopping in the hot tub with your jeans on for a big glass of milk πŸ₯΄

20.02.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry, sir. It's deep in the ugly. It's an ugly baby.

20.02.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Umbrella Academy meme template featuring 2 cars driving past each other.  Upper text: My grandparents warning me about kid rock in 1998 Lower text: Me warning my grandparents about kid rock in 2026

Umbrella Academy meme template featuring 2 cars driving past each other. Upper text: My grandparents warning me about kid rock in 1998 Lower text: Me warning my grandparents about kid rock in 2026

Time is a weird soup

20.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It's always fun to start off a meeting by asking, "How attached are you to this baby? Is this your baby?"

19.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
3MB Lorem Ipsum

Just so people get a feeling how much 2MB HTML actually is, I made this (3MB+) monster:

experiments.geekonaut.de/3mb-behemoth

I know - nobody asked but here we are. You are welcome.

18.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Brooch you, buddy πŸ₯Έ

19.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Palantir moving its headquarters from Denver to Miami The software analytics firm is the latest big business to migrate to South Florida as executives seek to transform the region into a hub for innovation.

Protesting works. Your voice matters. Damn proud of you, Denver πŸ–€
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/17/p...

17.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir, you blew up my candy flipper.

17.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey now! Context is important. We were turning an airship ballista into a giant LSD filled harpoon for a dragon

17.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck cancer πŸ–€

17.02.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s an active lawsuit against Meta, Snapchat, YouTube, and TikTok for suppressing the serious negative psychological impact of social media on teens

16.02.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn't happen without the corpus, yeah? We all have to exist online. Robots.txt wasn't even a formal IEFT standard when ChatGPT 3 was training. We had no means to consent so these companies assumed consent. Multiple instances of CSAM in training data. No accountability. No ethical AI.

16.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
We just found out our Al has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up.

So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages.
only caugit by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.
The numbers were sometimes from the wrong time periods, sometimes mixed up products and sometimes just completely made up. But it explained everything so confidently that nobody questioned it.
Now we have to review every Q4 decision. Legal is involved. People might get fired.
The worst part raised concerns about needing validation in November and got told I was slowing down innovation.
Tell me someone else has dealt with this. How do you even fix something like this?

I'm panicking.

We just found out our Al has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. only caugit by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad. The numbers were sometimes from the wrong time periods, sometimes mixed up products and sometimes just completely made up. But it explained everything so confidently that nobody questioned it. Now we have to review every Q4 decision. Legal is involved. People might get fired. The worst part raised concerns about needing validation in November and got told I was slowing down innovation. Tell me someone else has dealt with this. How do you even fix something like this? I'm panicking.

I don't care what your AI says. I asked a Furby and it said "why would you trust that?"

16.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jamie Indigo:  And thenβ€”I also care deeply about ethics in search. So starting to follow stories of these chatbots keeping a user engaged to the severe detriment of the user. Hey, why are we not having a conversation about this? Why are we not addressing it? You're proposing to have it be this role at a large scale, but no one is speaking out about the human consequences of this.

Gianluca Fiorelli: Yes, everything related to the ethical use of…

Jamie Indigo: There’s no ethical AI. 

Gianluca Fiorelli:  The ethical use of it. This is the problem; maybe because the maximum thing that I can see in terms of ethics is that sometimes the big tech companies think about the quality of the training data.

Jamie Indigo: And thenβ€”I also care deeply about ethics in search. So starting to follow stories of these chatbots keeping a user engaged to the severe detriment of the user. Hey, why are we not having a conversation about this? Why are we not addressing it? You're proposing to have it be this role at a large scale, but no one is speaking out about the human consequences of this. Gianluca Fiorelli: Yes, everything related to the ethical use of… Jamie Indigo: There’s no ethical AI. Gianluca Fiorelli: The ethical use of it. This is the problem; maybe because the maximum thing that I can see in terms of ethics is that sometimes the big tech companies think about the quality of the training data.

I said what I said.
Check out my conversation with @gfiorelli1.bsky.social and give your best hot takes-- but you best bring receipts.

www.advancedwebranking.com/blog/technic...

16.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi friends,

As many of you know, ICE is operating in ways that tear families apart, enter homes without warrants, and traumatize innocent people. This is not law enforcement β€” this is terror and an abuse of power.

13.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 5476 πŸ” 1070 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 43
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European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women" The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."

Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.

It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.

Our latest.

13.02.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 12023 πŸ” 4301 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 287
Ring and Flock cancel partnership

Ring and Flock cancel partnership

Damn, today is a good day

blog.ring.com/about-ring/r...

13.02.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shout out to the teammates who slow down explanations when you have a cold πŸ–€

12.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0