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worst fucking year and it’s still january

30.01.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
key clown meme

key clown meme

hyunjin as a clown

hyunjin as a clown

how it feels to be a phillies fan today:

16.01.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
gritty waving the pride flag with hudson williams pointing at it menacingly but not in a homophobic way. menacingly in a β€œyou better fucking not be homophobic or transphobic or else gritty will kill you” way

gritty waving the pride flag with hudson williams pointing at it menacingly but not in a homophobic way. menacingly in a β€œyou better fucking not be homophobic or transphobic or else gritty will kill you” way

flyers pride night this monday

09.01.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guys i’m trying to be on here but pls don’t yell at me if I talk about the queer autistic asian rep in heated rivalry

04.01.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the way this piece was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the news 🫩

04.01.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
dave dombrowski if he was bald

dave dombrowski if he was bald

@ dave dombrowski DO SOMETHING

04.01.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ah. I remember why I don’t go on here lmao

16.11.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like wasn’t this the general consensus in the wake of 2024 😭 I thought we were all on the same page about this in particular

16.11.2025 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

brain: okay I’m ready to start revising that book you’ve been working on for seven and a half years!

me: oh NOW you want to write this book and not LITERALLY ANY TIME BEFORE THIS MOMENT

15.11.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the good thing about being in grad school is I’m one step closer to being a *real* librarian.

the bad thing about being in grad school is. well. 😁

15.11.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

03.11.2025 23:25 πŸ‘ 11860 πŸ” 6005 πŸ’¬ 294 πŸ“Œ 568

to be clear, I approve of practically every musical choice that organist has made πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

18.10.2025 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this implies that the dodgers organist is judas btw

18.10.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of Taijuan Walker pitching on Pride Night at CBP, in front of a rainbow Liberty Bell. He tagged it β€œLove Wins 🌈 Phillies WinπŸ”” β€œ

screenshot of Taijuan Walker pitching on Pride Night at CBP, in front of a rainbow Liberty Bell. He tagged it β€œLove Wins 🌈 Phillies WinπŸ”” β€œ

Taijuan Walker is 100x the man of Kershaw, btw.

09.10.2025 04:04 πŸ‘ 651 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

look. I’ve been a β€œhis butt isn’t actually that big” truther all season.

I will admit defeat. that is…large.

08.10.2025 06:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
sam, john middleton, and the β€œoops all eggheads!” poster with all the phillies if they were bald

sam, john middleton, and the β€œoops all eggheads!” poster with all the phillies if they were bald

me: would you like to be bald too?

john middleton, literal owner of the phillies: no πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

02.10.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
With the Serial Numbers Filed Off: The Problem with Trad Pub Fanfic - Reactor Jenny Hamilton looks closer at three Dramione fics-turned-novels publishing this year.

ohhhhhh this is so good reactormag.com/with-the-ser...

25.09.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look. I am very proud of my eggheads.

17.09.2025 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

average philly sports fan btw 🫢

15.09.2025 00:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GO BIRDS
FUCK ICE
FREE PALESTINE

15.09.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
bald patrick mahomes

bald patrick mahomes

bald kermit mahomes

bald kermit mahomes

hi my eagles bluesky denizens

here is bald mahomes and bald mahomes as kermit

enjoy!

14.09.2025 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

30.08.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I use color coded google sheets all the time and IMMEDIATELY knew from the shades 😭

18.08.2025 04:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

full transparency: I had a bad feeling about this con leading up to it, but I bought the ticket over a year ago and it’s nonrefundable! so! here I am, trying to support the authors and vendors who showed up (bc the con didn’t provide them the hotel rooms they were contractually obligated to)

16.08.2025 04:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LIKE!!!! I would’ve taken something from canva!

also, the way there were no directions as to where the entrance or exit was on the β€œmap” so I had no clue where anything was, IF I could even read the blurry screenshot

16.08.2025 04:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of the once upon a con marketplace floor plan…which is literally a color coded google spreadsheet

screenshot of the once upon a con marketplace floor plan…which is literally a color coded google spreadsheet

for anyone who wants a summary of the once upon a con shitshow (aka dashcon 3.0) here is the floor plan of the marketplace/exhibit hall

why yes, that is a screenshot of a google spreadsheet

16.08.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

the story behind that LBR vote is eight years of RELENTLESS advocacy from palestinian human rights activists in delaware.

do not give up, especially if they seem the tiniest bit persuadable.

31.07.2025 04:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DELAWARE PLEASE I AM BEGGING US TO FIND SOMEONE TO PRIMARY COONS!!!!! WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT MAN!!!!!!!!!

31.07.2025 04:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…and now it makes sense why we struggle to teach children about consent.

we MUST teach kids consent from a young age, and we can’t properly do that with the way we view them.

30.07.2025 04:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0