Proposing november 17 (Stephen Root's birthday) for this event.
11.03.2026 05:33
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Proposing november 17 (Stephen Root's birthday) for this event.
we beat canada at their sport and italy beat us at our sport so to restore equilibrium canada must beat italy at bocce
in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits
The 2023 time stamp on this canon post is incredible. This is a 2014 weird twitter post. It’s like discovering the living coelacanth
Italy beats the USA 8-6
the mummy understands that we want looney tunes action sequences, smoking hot bisexual eye candy and scary ass monsters and delivers
thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history
i like when there are multiple sports going on so the posts all bleed together and i think i'm hearing about 83 points in baseball and 30 yard runs in tennis
Most people rejected his message. They hated Freud because he told them the truth.
I have never met anyone who is more adept at tracking every last cent they have than people who live or have lived in poverty
it is a skill developed out of necessity and it never leaves you
some people see books as entertainment and other people see books as wily enemies to be humiliated, outfoxed, and defeated
David Letterman: FRAME MOGGING! That’s what the kids say, they say he was MOGGING A FRAME
Paul Shaffer:
A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car
The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror
The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror
“Look at that bird”
A Play In Three Acts
I literally can't watch hornets games (broadcast on fan duel sports Network)without the announcers bombarding me with live betting odds but sure a tongue in cheek promo against magic featuring an Atlanta strip club institution is a problem for the NBA
My dad can never remember Timothée Chalamet’s name and calls him “that little French boy” like he’s a drummer in Napoleon's army or a haunted marionette.
Teaching my cat to do the god damn dishes
Stupendous! 1890s Amet Magniscope/Phonograph combo (moving pictures & music) with rare views of Washington Park Race Track, Michigan Ave, & WILDLY rare view of Boyton Water Chutes (first purpose-built amusement park in world), 62nd & Drexel (1894-ca.1900) www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMU9...
Here is a screen grab from the Boyton Water Chute cut. 62nd & Drexel, built in 1894 and relocated around 1900. It's recognized as the first true 'amusement park' in the US.
you don’t hate rich people enough
new reaction image dropoed, save it now
not only do we librarians welcome preliterate patrons but we might also be willing to extend library privileges to this visitor. all we really ask is that they observe the behavior policy
calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!
every day he’s vindicated
holy shit
I like how this describes both Daylight Savings Time and also everything about America.
Calvin’s dad saying “I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!”
He was right to say this though
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
Probably made me worse
Telling the guy with the parmesan to “make it rain”
