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She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club

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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

12.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 6044 πŸ” 1260 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 172

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

11.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 5985 πŸ” 1990 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 50

Abolish Rosemont.

11.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news

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80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 12596 πŸ” 3268 πŸ’¬ 137 πŸ“Œ 240
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A crossover inspired mainly by the fact that my wife misheard β€œRa’s al Ghul” as β€œRoz al Ghul.”

06.05.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 910 πŸ” 239 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 11
During the 1910s and early 1920s, he appeared with his wife, vaudeville star Flo Bert, doing a married-couple routine. It was during this period that he coined his trademark lines, "Yee vizz!" and "Yumpin' yiminy!" [3] He made his first stage appearance in 1921. He appeared in Cinderella on Broadway, Spice of 1922, Passing Show, and New York Whirl.!]

During the 1910s and early 1920s, he appeared with his wife, vaudeville star Flo Bert, doing a married-couple routine. It was during this period that he coined his trademark lines, "Yee vizz!" and "Yumpin' yiminy!" [3] He made his first stage appearance in 1921. He appeared in Cinderella on Broadway, Spice of 1922, Passing Show, and New York Whirl.!]

Saying Yumpin’ Yiminy! to my beautiful wife Flo Bert

11.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Proposing november 17 (Stephen Root's birthday) for this event.

11.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we beat canada at their sport and italy beat us at our sport so to restore equilibrium canada must beat italy at bocce

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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

The 2023 time stamp on this canon post is incredible. This is a 2014 weird twitter post. It’s like discovering the living coelacanth

11.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1611 πŸ” 245 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9
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Italy beats the USA 8-6

11.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 4941 πŸ” 595 πŸ’¬ 133 πŸ“Œ 167
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the mummy understands that we want looney tunes action sequences, smoking hot bisexual eye candy and scary ass monsters and delivers

11.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 249 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

11.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 3530 πŸ” 1131 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 43

i like when there are multiple sports going on so the posts all bleed together and i think i'm hearing about 83 points in baseball and 30 yard runs in tennis

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Most people rejected his message. They hated Freud because he told them the truth.

11.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 948 πŸ” 250 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 15

I have never met anyone who is more adept at tracking every last cent they have than people who live or have lived in poverty

it is a skill developed out of necessity and it never leaves you

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some people see books as entertainment and other people see books as wily enemies to be humiliated, outfoxed, and defeated

10.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1564 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 73

David Letterman: FRAME MOGGING! That’s what the kids say, they say he was MOGGING A FRAME

Paul Shaffer:

10.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 754 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car

A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car

The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror

The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror

The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror

The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror

β€œLook at that bird”

A Play In Three Acts

10.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 1095 πŸ” 273 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 11

I literally can't watch hornets games (broadcast on fan duel sports Network)without the announcers bombarding me with live betting odds but sure a tongue in cheek promo against magic featuring an Atlanta strip club institution is a problem for the NBA

09.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dad can never remember TimothΓ©e Chalamet’s name and calls him β€œthat little French boy” like he’s a drummer in Napoleon's army or a haunted marionette.

20.10.2023 18:56 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

Teaching my cat to do the god damn dishes

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Magnificent Magniscope & Phonograph Combination beginning of Cinema 1894-8 Amet  motion pictures
Magnificent Magniscope & Phonograph Combination beginning of Cinema 1894-8 Amet motion pictures YouTube video by Leonard Williams

Stupendous! 1890s Amet Magniscope/Phonograph combo (moving pictures & music) with rare views of Washington Park Race Track, Michigan Ave, & WILDLY rare view of Boyton Water Chutes (first purpose-built amusement park in world), 62nd & Drexel (1894-ca.1900) www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMU9...

09.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Here is a screen grab from the Boyton Water Chute cut. 62nd & Drexel, built in 1894 and relocated around 1900. It's recognized as the first true 'amusement park' in the US.

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you don’t hate rich people enough

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new reaction image dropoed, save it now

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