on the bright side i can't imagine losing a democratic primary against ilhan omar as an ICE lawyer is much work at all
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on the bright side i can't imagine losing a democratic primary against ilhan omar as an ICE lawyer is much work at all
holeeee sheeeeeeet
Grim reporting, and very glad to see it in Glamour
Hennepin County rent assistance no longer pays for back rent or security deposits as of *checks notes* Friday
The same day Frey vetoed a temporary extension of the pre-eviction notice, the MN Senate passed rental assistance and… a temporary extension of the state’s pre-eviction notice. Jim Abeler voted for it so Frey & some CMs are to the right of some MN republicans.
www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/94/202...
Did someone bribe the DoD so LASD could shovel more taxpayer money into protest crushing tanks?
Oh, the worst job on the planet? Yeah, I can see that.
God of fear, bless us with wisdom so painful we cannot rest.
They're all fuckin' death machines eating our children.
> Barnes spoke to one of the [Librarians of Congress], and explained that she was writing a history of minstrel shows. The librarian admitted, in 1987, she had personally hidden some of these books because she feared the material would be used by the Ku Klux Klan.
www.npr.org/2026/03/09/n...
Krusty, a nonpracticing Jew, reconnects with his Jewishness and reconciles with his rabbi father after a life of many trials.
A darkly lit Krusty the Clown lighting a cigarette with his eyes closed.
Better
Than
Meat
This claim about lingering debt from the pandemic lockdowns that's still being paid off...
I owe money on my car. I'm still driving the car.
If I'm homeless what does it matter that I'm debt-free?
The mayor's only concern is landlord balance sheets.
Rental assistance only is a landlord bail-out.
New law: People elected to city offices must actually like the city they're elected to serve.
We need reparations for ICE victims.
Anything short of that is setting the stage for a massive wealth grab from people of color that will re-entrench racial disparities for generations.
I was going to joke about just opening a Caribou Coffee franchise.
But you could optimize your costs and geographic reach by using short term rentals if the important thing was the amenities/location/setting rather than a specific place.
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
CM Kritzer asking Chief Lowe about drones being deployed at large events or protests rather than the typical response to a direct call for service.
Once you acquire the #surveillance tech, the use cases always expand!
“The University of Wisconsin-Madison Academic Staff Assembly passed a resolution on Monday calling for UWPD to end their contract with Flock Safety and publish all other contracts with surveillance technology companies, like Motorola Safeties and Rhombus.”
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run
Prospective Car Buyer Takes SUV Out For Test Hit And Run https://theonion.com/prospective-car-buyer-takes-suv-out-for-test-hit-and-run/
But then who will pardon you for your crimes?
For the first time, the Minnesota Disability Law Center set out to document seclusion rooms, photographing more than 80. The 50 school districts maintain 194 registered seclusion rooms across 100 school buildings across Minnesota, according to the records. minnesotareformer.com/2026/03/11/r...
Binance Holdings Limited ("Binance" or "Plaintiff'), as and for its Complaint against Dow Jones & Company, Inc. d/b/a The Wall Street Journal ("Dow Jones" or "Wall Street Journal"), alleges as follows: INTRODUCTION 1. Binance brings this action against the Wall Street Journal for publishing a false and defamatory article on February 23, 2026, which is the subject of this complaint (the "Article"). In the Article, the Wall Street Journal made numerous false and disparaging statements about Binance, and did so knowingly, recklessly, or negligently, and despite the fact that Binance provided factual corrections prior to publication, which the Wall Street Journal disregarded. 2. Binance is the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange by trading volume and users. In addition to holding licenses, registrations, and authorizations in more than 20 jurisdictions, Binance is the first cryptocurrency exchange to have secured full authorization under the Financial Services Regulatory Authority
hundreds of millions of U.S. dollars in its compliance program, and a significant share of these resources is dedicated to maintaining a world-class compliance team. 3. Despite this progress, the Wall Street Journal and its reporters have made a business of maligning both the cryptocurrency industry generally and Binance specifically, regardless of facts and reality. Indeed, this strategy appears tailored to generating sensationalist headlines designed to drive pageviews and the Wall Street Journal's bottom line. The Article is a case-in-point. 4. Here, the Wall Street Journal ignored the strength of Binance's compliance program, disregarded specific facts provided by Binance, and instead chose to publish a false and misleading Article based on anonymous, unsupported sources. The Article begins with a false, defamatory and reckless headline, "Binance Fired Staff Who Flagged $1 Billion Moving to Sanctioned Iran Entities," and then launches into a narrative rife with bogus claims. 5. Spe
c. The Wall Street Journal claims that Binance diminished its compliance with law enforcement requests. That is false. The compliance investigation started as a result of law enforcement requests seeking information about transactions, and Binance complied with those requests and cooperated with law enforcement, while also conducting an independent investigation that resulted in Binance oflboarding user accounts it identified that were engaged in suspicious activity. d. The Wall Street Journal claims that Binance knowingly registered customers with false documentation and provided preferential treatment to those customers. That is false. Identity verification is mandatory for all customers. 6. The Wall Street Journal contacted Binance at the eleventh hour seeking any comment Binance had on identified points and questions related to the Article, and refused to grant a good-faith extension for Binance to respond. Binance nevertheless worked with all haste to get factual corrections to th
The Binance crypto exchange has just filed a defamation lawsuit against the Wall Street Journal over its article reporting that Binance's own compliance investigators had found $1 billion in transfers to Iran-backed terror groups, and then were fired.
Popcorn prices through the roof.
END THE FUCKING WAR
I was born on myspace
Gotta wonder why homeowners insurance policies still give people discounts for using them though.
Sous vide.
