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Hopeful misapproprist. Buggerer of metaphors. Mostly quite tired. #FBPE

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It seems like the taxpayer will be funding a very different kind of home for for Andrew Whatshisname quite soon.

19.02.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They elected him because he is a Cnut?

15.01.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

27.11.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Suggest you jump in on this poll.

β€”> xd.wayin.com/display/cont...?

And share…

21.10.2025 07:34 πŸ‘ 990 πŸ” 830 πŸ’¬ 331 πŸ“Œ 87
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History repeats.

04.10.2025 06:54 πŸ‘ 11586 πŸ” 5572 πŸ’¬ 271 πŸ“Œ 301

Abolished. It’s too broken to reform.

21.07.2025 07:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Queen Consort no?

16.07.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.

My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?

05.07.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 7795 πŸ” 6334 πŸ’¬ 324 πŸ“Œ 289

And they didn’t put him in a cell?

26.06.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read it first at thirteen. Randall Flagg stalked my dreams for months.

25.06.2025 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So proud to be a part of this amazing morning. Location ocean beach San Francisco
#nokings

14.06.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 55388 πŸ” 11277 πŸ’¬ 890 πŸ“Œ 626
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We're chuffed to announce, that joining Lee Rudd in hosting National Rejoin March IV, Sat 18th Oct, London

is the amazing Terry Christian πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§β€οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

National #RejoinMarch IV
London, Sat 18th Oct 2025
Noon-4pm

12.06.2025 12:00 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Decriminalise abortion and make it a protected human right. Women’s rights are under threat from the far right. Nigel Farage just called our current abortion provisions β€œutterly ludicrous” – and others in power are paying attention. A vote in Parliament could ...

Nigel Farage says abortion laws are β€œutterly ludicrous.”
MPs are watching.
We have days to show them: the public backs abortion rights.
Join me and sign the petition now! you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/de...

01.06.2025 11:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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1. The yeasts of Ann Widdecombe.
2. The anal droplets of President Donald Trump.
3. A trickle from Liz Truss.
4. The detritus found in the gusset of Lee Anderson.

24.04.2025 07:36 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 2
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We had Liberation Day in the village yesterday.
I played Rule Britannia on a carrot.
Jill in the village shop put a 25% tariff on her baps.
Bunty my wife had some Ketamine.
We concluded a free trade deal with the nearby village of Wimborne St Giles.
And we all ate roast penguin.

04.04.2025 07:51 πŸ‘ 783 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 23
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.

13.03.2025 11:47 πŸ‘ 7027 πŸ” 2354 πŸ’¬ 136 πŸ“Œ 121
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Good morning 🌞

08.03.2025 10:46 πŸ‘ 9370 πŸ” 1566 πŸ’¬ 393 πŸ“Œ 103

I’ve changed my vacation plans this year. I’ll stay away from the US until normal service is resumed.

27.02.2025 22:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump Was Recruited by the KGB Under Codename 'Krasnov' Claims Former Soviet Spy Chief A former senior KGB chief claims Trump was recruited by them in 1987 due to his role as a prominent US businessman

β€œA former senior Soviet KGB spy chief has claimed that Donald Trump was recruited as a spy by Russian intelligence as early as 38 years ago by his department, and given the codename β€˜Krasnov’.”

22.02.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 1185 πŸ” 515 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 44
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Tyler Hamilton on Substack β€œBe careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.” Albert Camus

β€œBe careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.”

Albert Camus

13.02.2025 09:04 πŸ‘ 21492 πŸ” 5946 πŸ’¬ 235 πŸ“Œ 179
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Petition: Apply for the UK to join the European Union as a full member as soon as possible I believe joining the EU would boost the economy, increase global influence, improve collaboration and provide stability & freedom. I believe that Brexit hasn't brought any tangible benefit and there ...

STILL THE MOST POPULAR PETITION!
HAS BEEN FOR 24 HOURS!
LET'S GET IT OVER THE LINE THIS WEEKEND
PLEASE HELP!

Petiton: Apply for the UK to join the European Union as a full member as soon as possible
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

01.02.2025 09:27 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Maybe just run their flights on time to avoid plane rage incidents.

13.01.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that what Twitter said?

11.01.2025 08:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly my first dumb question of the year. Is it possible to get Bluesky in a browser or is it mobile device based?

06.01.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

04.01.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 64843 πŸ” 30934 πŸ’¬ 1039 πŸ“Œ 1120

Why are they getting another year? Sling them out now and then start on full scale reform of the whole pack of cronies.

02.01.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Advent calendar deconstruction for recycling paid a sweet dividend.

30.12.2024 11:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is something very Jacob’s Ladder about Bury town centre today.

27.12.2024 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well I can think of a simple two word response for Cunt Farage.

25.12.2024 00:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ethical consumer dilemma. Great free range eggs from a flag shagger farmer. I suspect they may be br-egg-zitters.

21.12.2024 11:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0