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Simon Buckmaster

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aka @forgottentowel • Chief Design Officer @nebula.tv • aphantasic • he/him • go birds

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"Trump says Iran war is ‘very complete, pretty much’ as economic toll rises"

"Trump says Iran war is ‘very complete, pretty much’ as economic toll rises"

when the pm wants a progress report…

10.03.2026 00:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

any jungle in guy?

27.02.2026 08:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oxygen 6 Is Now LIVE Oxygen 6.0 Is Now Live Oxygen 6.0 Is Now Live Learn More Close Features Design Visual builder for pixel-perfect design Interactions Create engaging experiences Dynamic Data Loops, conditions and repea...

the new Oxygen 6.0 update looks incredible

powerful design system features, clean new UI, amazing flexibility, lifetime pricing… and, perhaps most importantly: not a single. goddamn. mention of AI

oxygenbuilder.com/oxygen-6-is-...

26.02.2026 12:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the only two weather situations of 2026:

- they predict rain and it rains
- they predict no rain and it rains

23.02.2026 11:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what they said:
Apple Intelligence

what we heard:
Apple "Intelligence"

what will ship:
"Apple" "Intelligence"

21.02.2026 14:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm sorry but a minute of silence in parliament for a self-identified neo-fascist? what the hell?

18.02.2026 15:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, sometimes I have to clear a stack of fifteen or so. Sometimes I get one every 5-10 seconds. Sometimes I can go for hours without seeing one.

10.02.2026 22:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

some relevant details: i am not running any testflight builds on this apple tv.

in fact, i just completely removed the testflight app and restarted the device.

still getting this popup constantly.

10.02.2026 21:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
tvOS error modal: "Testing for this app version has ended. Check the TestFlight app for any testing updates."

tvOS error modal: "Testing for this app version has ended. Check the TestFlight app for any testing updates."

apple continue to lead the way with shit ass error messages. this one, which pops up every five minutes regardless of which app I am using, is super fun.

which app, apple? which goddamn fucking app?!

10.02.2026 21:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
search results for “koro”, the name of both an online food shop and a delusional disorder

search results for “koro”, the name of both an online food shop and a delusional disorder

imagine not googling the name you chose before using it for your… *touches earpiece* …dried fruit and nuts company

30.01.2026 08:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen."

29.01.2026 21:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How THIS Show exposes AI Slop
How THIS Show exposes AI Slop YouTube video by Comporio

(massive spoilers for Pluribus, obv)

29.01.2026 19:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i heard that in season 3 of hi/jack the villain will be hijacking a phone box by poking their finger through their coat pocket

22.01.2026 21:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it depends on what the meaning of the word ‘was’ is

05.01.2026 09:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sonify App - App Store Download Sonify by LUCAS TITUS on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips and more games like Sonify.

sonos should be ashamed — this free app from an indie dev runs circles around their trash fire of an experience

05.01.2026 09:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Triumph Scrambler 1200 XE at approximately 1°C

Triumph Scrambler 1200 XE at approximately 1°C

chilling, both figuratively and literally

30.12.2025 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

05.01.2025 20:01 👍 7454 🔁 1805 💬 62 📌 63
THYLACINE - Swiss Sounds
THYLACINE - Swiss Sounds YouTube video by Thylacine

🇨🇭

06.12.2025 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I nominate a different colour of the year for Pantone:

Room Elephant Grey

05.12.2025 09:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pantone-deaf www.pantone.com/uk/en/color-...

05.12.2025 09:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

also seems like they finally made grids behave in a comprehensible manner

03.12.2025 20:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this has been my longest standing feature request

merry christmas to me

03.12.2025 20:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
New Grid updates: Hug + fractional units | Figma
New Grid updates: Hug + fractional units | Figma YouTube video by Figma

chat, they did it: fractional units! youtu.be/fUzmGinA-iA?...

03.12.2025 20:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Japanese devs face font licensing dilemma as leading provider increases annual plan price from $380 to $20,000+ Japanese game makers are struggling to locate affordable commercial fonts after one of the country's leading font licen…

Fuck Monotype www.gamesindustry.biz/japanese-dev...

03.12.2025 05:58 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

strong floor in the streets, no ceiling in the sheets

30.11.2025 20:08 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Old man yells at Cloudflare

Old man yells at Cloudflare

18.11.2025 14:00 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning, Eric!

17.11.2025 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”

A comic panel from Watchmen, showing a partially muscled skeleton (Dr Manhattan) screaming in pain in front of two horrified security guards. Text reads: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

14.11.2025 06:55 👍 2733 🔁 1015 💬 27 📌 61
Frame from Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Frame from Full Metal Jacket (1987)

12.11.2025 08:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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iPhone Pocket by Issey Miyake - Long - Cinnamon iPhone Pocket is a collaboration between Apple and ISSEY MIYAKE. Based upon a mutual respect and shared approach to design, it’s inspired by the concept of "a piece of cloth” and features a singular 3...

now you can get a knitted scrotum for your iPhone for just 250 €

can't innovate anymore my ass

www.apple.com/shop/product...

12.11.2025 08:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0