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Heading back into the circus but I’ve got headlights on my crocs so it’ll be fine Music etc. at https://mintroyale.ffm.to/makeyou

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Haha - I’ve not seen that but 100% am also that person

10.03.2026 19:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am ON BOARD

10.03.2026 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course I have to ask, will there be an audiobook?

10.03.2026 15:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahahhhaha

10.03.2026 15:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Opening your phone and forgetting why you did it is the new walking into a room

10.03.2026 14:55 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Shall I carry on Robert, I can do this all day?

10.03.2026 13:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.03.2026 13:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.03.2026 13:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.03.2026 13:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So basically no opinions allowed? Got it

10.03.2026 13:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very much getting away with it

10.03.2026 13:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine what the numbers might have been if the first single had been a banger

10.03.2026 13:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The last Sheeran album was at 60k at this stage, the last Taylor Swift was at 340k so he’s middling

10.03.2026 13:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Harry Styles’ (bang average) new album has already sold 150k copies in the UK

10.03.2026 13:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Yeah, it would be great if they somehow linked them so you could click a performer and see all their work. The do it for high level writers because it of interest I guess but surely it could be done automatically with performer IDs too

10.03.2026 09:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve always thought the surest way to turn kids off learning music at school is to claim old music is better than new music and base everything off that. Who gives a shit about a very long dead guy, certainly not kids.

10.03.2026 09:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Spotify have now started adding all credits, obviously this means they have to have been provided fully and accurately by the label so it’s most obvious with major label releases - but the info is returning

10.03.2026 09:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Geopolitical trolling is my new jam

09.03.2026 21:50 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Looking forward to Netanyahu agreeing it’s very complete

09.03.2026 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NOBODY IS IN CHARGE WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT

09.03.2026 19:25 👍 88 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 4

Just can’t get my head round all the coverage just glazing over the whole Israel part of this, it’s like every update drops in things like “Israel demands 50,000 people leave their homes in Lebanon so they can destroy a city” and that’s the end of it. Fucking bizarre.

09.03.2026 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m actually playing 5D chess and am bending time and space to allow me to be you and post replies to myself

09.03.2026 12:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In 4D chess you can rotate the board in time so it appears the same for everybody but you’re actually playing backwards. People need to understand this.

09.03.2026 11:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“logged dives”

09.03.2026 09:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bap, Batch, Bun, Roll

09.03.2026 09:44 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

“wreck diving”

09.03.2026 09:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lewky____'s Creator Profile

there's an actual person on tiktok who does this with terrible tinder conversations www.tiktok.com/@lewky____

08.03.2026 20:20 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

A treasure trove of delights!!

08.03.2026 20:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Now this is an excellent use of AI music

08.03.2026 20:04 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

I’ve not really heard anything else I liked as much as that yet but the credits are crazy, Ariel Rechtstaid producing, Dave Fridmann mixing, love the trashy sound, could be very good

08.03.2026 19:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0