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A Newcastle United realist. Make the occasional excellent post. Funnier than anyone gives me credit for. Gamer / wrestling fan / basic bitch nerd. I'll piss you off at some point because I have opinions.

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I disagree. It's absolutely meaningless.

11.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll be the awful green for absolutely no reason.

11.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't even know how you can be "expected" to score 0.87 of a goal. It's one of the worst things to happen to football in years.

11.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Further evidence for my TED talk that xG is the most meaningless dogshit invention to ever infect football.

11.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just sick of getting screwed by officials who have clearly been instructed that they are to aid the "big" teams to progress.

11.03.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Geez you're all so negative ๐Ÿ˜

Tbh if you're a highly rated English central midfielder, I've no idea why you'd go to City.

Jack Rodwell, Kalvin Phillips... hope Elliot doesn't waste his career sitting on the bench behind more "glamorous" foreign players.

11.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or had the balls to tell Isak he had three years left on his contract and no leverage so he'd better fucking suck it up.

11.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'd come back. I believe. Though maybe not if he's sold this summer because we'll be a midtable team with no European football.

11.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My concern is this:

We'll need to play *better* than we did last night, and last night was arguably our best performance of the season.

Plus the officials want Barcelona to win.

11.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's clearly a dumbass Reform twat โ€“ I don't know why you're bothering.

11.03.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forest could go down. That would help.

11.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly no idea who that player is so could be made up for all I know

11.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would still like us to re-sign the old Elliot Anderson.

11.03.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who said El Mala?

11.03.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strained his penis

11.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You all have to delude yourself that Yoane Wissa was a great signing for ยฃ55M everyone, otherwise it makes Paul sad.

11.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not going to pretend Yoane Wissa was a great value signing who's doing really well, just to please you

11.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah here's mr no one can have an opinion

11.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the talk of the Premier League being so much stronger than others etc etc, but looks like there could realistically be no English teams in the quarter-finals of the Champions League*.

*I expect Arsenal and Liverpool to make it but they've not exactly convinced in the first legs.

11.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Question: is there any evidence Wilson has really done anything yet?

Botman's contract the only tangible thing in six months.

11.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on the player. Hall looked like he was going to be a great player โ€“ in fact, fan frustration was more at Howe leaving him on the bench in favour of Dan Burn.

Bit different to spunking ยฃ52M on Anthony Elanga or ยฃ55M on Yoane Wissa.

11.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't see Arsenal losing at home to Bayer Leverkusen

11.03.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Said this about the equaliser.

People want to blame the officials (who were, and always are, shite) but how many times this season have we conceded in injury time and thrown away leads in general?

It's the same issue on repeat.

11.03.2026 09:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Needs to be appropriate Labour MPs.

Don't want the Greens becoming the party of failed Labour politicians in the same way Reform is housing all the ghoulish former Tories.

Take note please @zackpolanski.bsky.social

11.03.2026 09:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Wissa and Woltemade still don't play then they might as well be jettisoned in the summer.

11.03.2026 09:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Personally, I'd go with:

Ramsdale

Hall (no alternative)
Botman
Thiaw (no alternative)
Livramento

Joelinton / Tonali
Willock

Wissa
Woltemade
Murphy

Trippier to play half an hour if needed to cover for either full-back.

Assuming Lewis Miley won't be in the squad. #nufc

11.03.2026 09:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The big money Samu Aghehowa gamble we could have tried to take last summer somehow feels like it might have been the best option now.

11.03.2026 09:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anywhere.

10.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lewis Miley said he was hoping to be fit for the game in Barcelona ๐Ÿคž

10.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0