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only the Penitent Kong will pass the breath of God

Honestly might be auto redacting anyone mentioning how old people are, incredibly gross

I heard there was a secret horde
Who abducted people because they’re bored
But you don’t really care for due process, do you

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Groverhaus-ass pump

hey i won mine

Great question, Shouting! You're thinking like a true football coach, getting back to the fundamentals.

I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE, JARLEY HARBAUGH

Devon Witherspoon is the charcoal ice cream of the NFL

great minds etc etc bsky.app/profile/adjb...

14, at which point I would be hospitalized for approaching perfection

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I read "vacations" as "vaccines" at first and didn't even flinch

Be nice to Fetterman, he’s really going through it

Living up to where he left off in the service

To that point, even if they try and cover it up, isn't there a material risk they bungle the cover up and/or leave a paper trail for future prosecutions? At a minimum, this seems like a freeroll for dramatically expanding the attack surface they now have to cover.

Who decided to use a tardigrade as a mascot

This is now long enough that it qualifies as generational trauma

cathedral?

Box Scorigami

He was just ahead of his time

lol the one last name where you can’t play with fire

SHOULD WE START BELLA HADID?

too bad ChatGPT rotted all our brainpower, otherwise we might have enough psykers to sacrifice to keep him on the golden throne

I thought he was great in the new Daredevil

We are instituting a team policy of “captain has first right of refusal of all your action” going forward

I love the mush to be clear, wonderfully sicko

I know we're trying to reduce dimensionality, but it still feels worth it to make separate plots for offense and defense, otherwise it's compressing too many meaningful factors into one big bowl of mush. Paging @espnbillc.bsky.social for a ruling.