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Tim Penfold

@bantamtim

#bcafc fan, Width of A Post podcaster, dad and general nerd

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Oh god, I'd erased Dobie from my memory. That'll be a therapy session to erase him again.

11.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Think that's a bit harsh on Wheatley, who does some good stuff - that run there, nicking it off the defender v Peterborough - before messing up the shot. Guthrie had no redeeming qualities at all. #bcafc

11.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a scandal that we're level there, both on the balance of play and on officiating decisions. Blatant two yellows for Koroma, and loads of fouls not given. There's a difference between letting the game flow and just not punishing fouls #bcafc

07.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not always - see Rosset 1998 and Yoong 2002 where quicker teammates qualified but they didn't.

06.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A man holding a lego Bidoof, which he has made out of the pieces of the lego Eevee set.

A man holding a lego Bidoof, which he has made out of the pieces of the lego Eevee set.

Are you sure you followed the instructions?

03.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How is Gorgonzola playing wide and not at 10?

03.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Flat game so far - lots of territory but we're not suited to patiently breaking teams down so no real threat. Reading don't look much good either - this looks like either a 0-0 or a 1-0 either way with a daft goal #bcafc

28.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My toddler does think that driving a train involves going "choo choo" but we are also quite near a heritage steam railway, so I think that helps.

28.02.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird team selection and a poor performance. Defence can't play out and has switched off too much, and the ball isn't sticking up front. I'd have Bobby, Sarce, Humphrys and Baldwin on at half time. #bcafc

21.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Titles were easier to strip as it was just the king's decision but it needs an act of parliament to alter the line of succession.

20.02.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Civ6 players going for a domination victory

20.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

We're only keeping him if we go up. Obviously Championship quality.

14.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Peterborough are the first team in months to play straight into our high press and let us play the diagonal balls to the wingbacks, and it shows. Those are our strengths and they aren't countering them at all #bcafc

14.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Macbeth: SHIT

09.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 10093 πŸ” 2041 πŸ’¬ 137 πŸ“Œ 50

Oli McBurnie and Joe Gelhardt on all time finishing hot streaks.

07.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The ref and 4th official here have unilaterally decided to operate VAR in the EFL.
#BCAFC

31.01.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only 36 hours? Mine went nearly five days last week.

27.01.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awful again. 0.16 xG 135 mins of football, a chunk of which was played against ten men.

We have no plan if teams shut down the long ball to the wing back or don't play straight into the press. We've been worked out. Players aren't good enough either - Leigh & Wright at AM are L2 standard. #bcafc

27.01.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You can still just about access the front door of the Lowther, that's nothing for York.

27.01.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awful. Aimless hoof mostly with no plan on how to build an attack, so we just give it back to them and they flood forwards. And on the rare occasions we've had the ball in a good position, Humphrys and White have wasted them while Pointon's barely seen it. #bcafc

24.01.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

20.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 7529 πŸ” 3364 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 215
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18.01.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 607 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
The ministry of silly walks, cross-stitched, with darth vader, darth maul, the emperor and kylo ren all doing silly walks

The ministry of silly walks, cross-stitched, with darth vader, darth maul, the emperor and kylo ren all doing silly walks

behold, courtesy of my amazing wife, the coolest thing anyone has ever made for me

the Imperial Ministry of Silly Walks

16.01.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 2805 πŸ” 427 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 19

I'm more concerned by the two Huddersfields. One is more than enough.

14.01.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Xabi Alonso turned Real Madrid into a dominant machine for two months and the players were like β€œfuck no, don’t like this at all!”

12.01.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Gets ball. Scores goal.

It's probably the right move for all parties but I'll still miss Andy Cook. #bcafc

12.01.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saying goodbye to Andy Cook, a modern-day Bradford City icon From a sceptical loan signing to cult hero status, Andy Cook’s Bradford City story is one of goals, grit and unforgettable moments.

Saying goodbye to Andy Cook, a modern-day Bradford City icon

#bcafc #bantams

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12.01.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

There is always an XKCD

12.01.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 3643 πŸ” 815 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

Steph Houghton did the same thing - changed her name legally but is still known as her original name professionally

08.01.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All that planning for your group to do something that means 99% of it is wasted?

07.01.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0