Fitzeroy McCandless (They/Themme)

ZU-23 finally going to fulfill it's life's ambition of shooting down a B1

Bruh if they can't even hide the fact that they're switching to JDAMs, that's bad

The amount of "due to the current geopolitical situation" emails I have seen and had to write to clients in the past week is pushing me into unstable joker-fied territory.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I fully onboard for this, I've been ideologically consistent on this from the ever given to blowing up the international space station.

You see, they must bomb Iran to liberate the women there from strict religiously motivated dress codes

I think he looks like he's about to announce that the Bajoran workers have taken control of Ore Processing and have three minutes to surrender before neurozine gas is vented into the compartment.

In GTA6

I'm gonna carbomb a crumbl

Billy Blazes, the team lead protagonist of the Rescue heroes, toy line with a Sunday morning cartoon that whipped shit. Absolutely loved this show, had a weird relationship with 9/11 cause it was late 90's but it survived better than most. Toys ruled too, I actually wrote a stupid essay about why they exist in a better timeline where we still have the DDR but that's a whole thing

Learning that this brick shithouse Billy Blazes is Quebeqois rocked my shit. Childhood equivalent of like, finding out Chris Redfield is South African or something equally awful.

One was a conspicuously German company saying "Since 1935" and the other was a logo that looked alarmingly like a sonnenrad

If I had a nickel for every time I had to point out Nazi imagery in advertising assets to my boss, I'd have 2 nickels. Fucking weird bro, why do I have 2 Nazi nickels?

do yourself a favor folks, if you're 26 or younger, make a plan to dodge the draft. it's not making the problem about you -- the child you don't go overseas to kill will thank you for it in fact. and if it doesn't come to pass, better to have a plan and not need it than need it and not have it

How to Blow Up a Pipeline II: The Khamenei-Meha

Doom slayer, Ms Frizzle, Isabel ultimate team up

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

you will never convince me voting for a Dem is harm reduction

"don't make it political"

everything is political, it is inescapable, it is a privilege to pretend to forget this

American bins

GET EM READY FOLKS

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

The joker-fied part of my brain is really hoping the Burj Khalifa gets nine elevened

I've been very grateful to my Italian heritage for keeping me from burning in the moonlight like my Irish father, but as a closeted femme it's a devil's bargain. Thick dark long hair for gender, thick dark facial hair for effective boymoding but hell to remove.

Let your friends go off on their hyperfixations, it helps fight the robot onslaught

CNN article with the headline "Fallout From The Conflict: Has the US ever assassinated a world leader before?" With a photo of the Ayatollah.

Bruh, this is beyond parody

Ok it would actually be funny if he picked this week to croak.

I'm fully convinced that regardless of what happened in 2024 we'd be in the same place only the most annoying skeeters would be posting rocket impacts with coconut emojis and stamping "Brat" over bombed out schools.

Shitlib reactions be like "Well I'd support the horrors but they didn't fill out the right paperwork so I have to be against it on principle."

This is why I will never trust liberals (referring to Hasan for those who are a bit earlier in their political education)