Adam

I went to a pro-baseball game here in Australia once. Mystifying stuff.

Let’s do it.

lord, why do you send your weakest soldiers to the cop recruiting centres?

Maybe Albanese can fulfill his true destiny and arrange some wheat in exchange for that oil sitting in the gulf?

cowardice

something something pedo guy.... you get the gist.

welcome to tiny [oil] [road] train world

hell yeah, dog. Lets fucken gooooooooo

ah, well enjoy the methoxy!

ope, what did you do?

in Queensland we respect the Shahada and no one will be refused asylum for saying it.

I am being handed a note...

Australia is spared the carnage because there's one Tilly Norwood scene with some sideboob so the entire system is blocked at the national firewall.

also they make you feel like a big tough man.

aiming with a pistol is pointless unless you're doing drills a few times a week. Point and squeeze, and get ready to run the fuck away.

don't listen to me, I'm lucky not to have shot myself every time they made me carry a sidearm. I still don't know what I was supposed to do with it except look cool.

yeah not ideal

also old mate lights his darts with matches. Lmao.

who's teaching these cunts to shoot? Keep both eyes open, dickheads.

2026 is going to be a big year for Iranian machinists with copper cone experience.

the last words of the last press conference of the American empire will be:

THE ARISTOCRATS!

the rockets didn't kill me, or most of my colleagues, but they ruined my brain for the rest of my life.

Don't let people you care about join the military.

Labor gets things done. Things that Scott Morrison wanted done. You have to elect Labor to get the Liberal Party policies enacted.

2011. A lifetime ago.

Thinking about the Iranian soccer players. This was correct then and its correct now @firstdogonthemoon.bsky.social. How small we made ourselves.

we could've ended World War 2 in a month with this knowledge

his best friend was a visiting fellow at Harvard!