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Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With WASHINGTON—Saying critics of the missile strike that killed at least 175 civilians were dodging a fundamental question, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Friday demanded to know what girls were doing ...

“In all this talk about who was responsible and how this happened, are we just going to ignore the fact that girls were allowed to learn?” said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth

14.03.2026 00:15 👍 2296 🔁 367 💬 40 📌 25

if we won I think trump should go to iran immediately and address his newly conquered people, maybe hold a rally in the middle of tehran

12.03.2026 11:28 👍 92 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1

Evergreen post.

11.03.2026 21:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump officials moving onto military bases is a ridiculous, absolutely inappropriate thing, and the NYT story that credulously credited claimed threats as justifying such a move is also ridiculous.

11.03.2026 21:27 👍 2189 🔁 426 💬 41 📌 18

This is, I’ll point out, yet another example of the fallacy of US Naval wishcasting whereby the Next Big Conflict will always be a naval struggle against China because that is what would put the US Navy in the spotlight. So they (try to) shape themselves for that.

11.03.2026 00:22 👍 53 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

🧵Read along as a man throws away his whole federal law career by using AI in a suit over the DOD blocking some people from GLP-1 drugs.

11.03.2026 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mmmm, yes, very deep, much philosophical wow, let me counter with:

The people building concentration camps will always be my enemy

11.03.2026 01:01 👍 977 🔁 119 💬 27 📌 3

SecWarCrimes didn’t understand what Ukraine was offering because he only speaks “American.”

Also because he is dumb.

10.03.2026 19:51 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Iran Has Been an Imminent Threat to the U.S. for Forty-Seven Years “The threats posed by Iran to the United States, while potentially serious, weren’t imminent. So Trump and his officials have redefined ‘imminent’ ...

"It's time for irresolute action amid crystal-clear confusion in the Middle East. We must come together as a united nation of 50 semi-independent states and respond to the plainly dubious danger with levelheaded panic and rain hellfire from the sky in the name of peace."

10.03.2026 01:20 👍 45 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1
Smithers worshipping Mr. Burns in a golden muscle suit

Smithers worshipping Mr. Burns in a golden muscle suit

Fox News video of President Trump welcoming home the coffins of fallen soldiers this weekend

08.03.2026 14:40 👍 1840 🔁 193 💬 18 📌 2

They don't consider the machine a person and they never will, they just want to exploit the willingness of other people to entertain the possibility to make us allow them total license to pursue their stupid asshole get rich quick scheme

07.03.2026 17:50 👍 149 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not in the carrying water for Totenkopf rich kids business.

You want people to believe politics can still be realistic, efficient, practical, while also more just, more human focused, more ethical and good?

you’ve got to embody it. Otherwise it’s all self-serving bullshit

06.03.2026 20:25 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

If you look at these men and think "that's what a genius looks like, I gotta give this guy all the money that has ever existed in the hopes that they build Roko's Basilisk and it rewards me for my unwavering faith in The Basilisk" then I'm sorry but you have the brain of a baby penguin

06.03.2026 14:47 👍 269 🔁 56 💬 20 📌 19

turns out noem’s husband was sitting behind her when she was being asked about fucking lewandowski (and refusing to deny it) and now i know there’s a congressional cuck chair

05.03.2026 23:15 👍 921 🔁 124 💬 37 📌 2

The gap between how cool he thinks he sounds and how he actually sounds would take light eight centuries to traverse.

02.03.2026 13:17 👍 2867 🔁 459 💬 162 📌 13

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 👍 9638 🔁 2625 💬 25 📌 26

“humanity hanging from a cross of iron”

01.03.2026 00:16 👍 102 🔁 45 💬 1 📌 0
Two wise baby goats

Two wise baby goats

Go to bed. It's not getting any better tonight.

01.03.2026 03:14 👍 616 🔁 67 💬 14 📌 3

There's our big dying prune. There he is. Hair looking shittier than ever somehow, walking all decrepit, looking like a big old human shit. There he is kissing his mutants. Okay let's hear what new slurs he's come up with.

25.02.2026 02:11 👍 5385 🔁 507 💬 87 📌 13

shut the fuck up

25.02.2026 02:14 👍 872 🔁 59 💬 41 📌 9

NOTE: If you hear the N-word during tonight's State of the Union, it's either because someone in the audience has Tourette's or the president is speaking

25.02.2026 02:03 👍 2014 🔁 298 💬 20 📌 4
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

25.02.2026 02:02 👍 6517 🔁 1109 💬 65 📌 39
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The ABC live stream of the State of the Union on TikTok right now

If you click on comment it automatically pre-types “trump fucks and eats children”

25.02.2026 02:06 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

A man happy to drink frothy backwash is not a man who should be in charge of, well, anything.

23.02.2026 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pete Hegseth walking up some stairs to board a plane. He's wearing a mid-blue suit, tan dress shoes, and navy socks with small USA flags on them. The suit is slightly too small, the pants slim, and the inseam is a bit too short.

Pete Hegseth walking up some stairs to board a plane. He's wearing a mid-blue suit, tan dress shoes, and navy socks with small USA flags on them. The suit is slightly too small, the pants slim, and the inseam is a bit too short.

A dapper brown horse wearing a three-piece gray checked suit with a white shirt and blue necktie. He also has a grey flat cap. His inseam is too short, but he looks happy.

A dapper brown horse wearing a three-piece gray checked suit with a white shirt and blue necktie. He also has a grey flat cap. His inseam is too short, but he looks happy.

this is what your inseam looks like

19.02.2026 00:17 👍 7146 🔁 705 💬 270 📌 80

Spoiled for choice as to who the “he” is here. Truly the darkest timeline.

12.02.2026 12:52 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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‘New one for you’: Inside Steve Tisch’s transactional friendship with Jeffrey Epstein In late 2011, a Russian model sent a pleading email to Jeffrey Epstein. “We had sex, I did massage for u non-stop,” she wrote. “I took a bath with u and your girls even if I don’t like it..serve...

Commissioner Jessica Tisch making a public spectacle of Hannibal Lectering Luigi Mangione while letting her Epstein-network relative walk free to prey on young girls really sums up the state of things

12.02.2026 12:36 👍 414 🔁 132 💬 5 📌 5

Good Art generally requires empathy; you've gotta understand how people feel to be able to understand how to make them feel

You can't be a fascist if you have empathy; fascism depends upon a lack of empathy

All their art is hollow; it's why they like AI art, because they only understand aesthetics

12.02.2026 12:44 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

10.02.2026 17:11 👍 53361 🔁 16901 💬 1153 📌 1341

I hope that when it happens, we find out in the middle of the day. Maybe noon or one so we can all knock off work early

10.02.2026 18:38 👍 55 🔁 5 💬 7 📌 0