we’re about to spend a day or two arguing about whether the thing he did that perfectly mimicked a Nazi salute was in fact a Nazi salute, but I can’t get past what a complete fucking dork freak he looks like when doing it

Yes to all of the above!!!!

You are way too generous

Correct on all the above :)

I mean - if I were in your shoes I totally would lol

You must stay 500 yards away from me at all times. Any foot closer Abby Lee miller comes after you in her wheelchair quicker than you could ever get to baskin robins!

I do believe this…. Writing up my restraining order as we speak

I do hate you. But I also am never on this app lol.

Lmffffffao. Clearly you’re not the only one who has something wrong with them 💀

Awwwwww your anus will love it

It was apple pie this year for me 💅

“That’s my line”

They never are - guaranteed

Duh