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I'm Max - 32 - he/him I host @podofgreed.kaiba.online and @wowcoolpodcast.bsky.social!

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Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss

Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss

this came to me in a dream

#art
#eldenring

11.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2748 ๐Ÿ” 918 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

i went my whole life thinking i was giving onix the tungsten cube

11.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 765 ๐Ÿ” 254 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Duelists, we are back from hiatus with ZEXAL 19 & 20! We learn a bit more about Yuma's parents and become infected by the venom symbiote...

Ask us about flat earth, class reunions, and squashing the beef!

10.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed

09.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2272 ๐Ÿ” 950 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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a cartoon character is standing in front of a green and white background ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a green and white background

Me waking up, once again awash in the incomparably superior Eastern Daylight Time

08.03.2026 09:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"?
New school : Highguard
Old school: Concord 
Retro: LawBreakers
Ancient: Evolve
Pre Historic: Battleborn

The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

07.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4045 ๐Ÿ” 1211 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 194 ๐Ÿ“Œ 124
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My Games #mygames

06.03.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

06.03.2026 08:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3403 ๐Ÿ” 1138 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
A tattoo cover up of Jesus Cheist and a dove with Shredder and the Ninja Turtles

A tattoo cover up of Jesus Cheist and a dove with Shredder and the Ninja Turtles

This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing

02.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1007 ๐Ÿ” 251 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23
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ใ†ใกใฎใƒใƒ ใ‚ฑใƒณ

27.02.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 200 ๐Ÿ” 81 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1905 ๐Ÿ” 719 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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a group of people are standing in a line with their hands on their head . ALT: a group of people are standing in a line with their hands on their head .

pokรฉmon fans when they have to wait an extra year

27.02.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1031 ๐Ÿ” 531 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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็ฌฌ10ไธ–ไปฃๅพกไธ‰ๅฎถ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ•๐ŸฆŽ

27.02.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 289 ๐Ÿ” 106 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also think dev timelines being so long means both creatures and bytten were developing these guys independently at the same time too. Something something great minds

27.02.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's literally my pupy dog so I will give them a pass on this one

27.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

26.02.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 6154 ๐Ÿ” 2481 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokรฉmon.

The text says:

In honor of Pokรฉmon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokรฉmon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters.
Rank
Name
Generation
Monthly searches
1
Pikachu
Generation 1
685,100
2
Flamigo
Generation 9
374,600
3
Charizard
Generation 1
310,900
4
Charmeleon
Generation 1
250,400
5
Squirtle
Generation 1
215,800
6
Eevee
Generation 1
214,500
7
Mewtwo
Generation 1
209,100
8
Snorlax
Generation 1
207,600
9
Gengar
Generation 1
192,100
10
Ditto
Generation 1
175,500
11
Bulbasaur
Generation 1
171,600
12
Charmander
Generation 1
169,400
13
Grafaiai
Generation 9
166,900
14
Gardevoir
Generation 3
149,800
15
Lopunny
Generation 4
144,900

A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokรฉmon. The text says: In honor of Pokรฉmon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokรฉmon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900

โ€œHey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people arenโ€™t just misspelling โ€˜Flamingoโ€™ on Google?โ€

โ€œDonโ€™t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.โ€

25.02.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4984 ๐Ÿ” 1740 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78 ๐Ÿ“Œ 170
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you: hulk l'idiot
me: hulk le professeur

24.02.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 337 ๐Ÿ” 131 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

If you love those giant brown snow mounds in parking lots, this is the most exciting winter in a decade

21.02.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

20.02.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 6112 ๐Ÿ” 2432 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
brooksโ€™s 50 or 60yo aasimar grave cleric saul from our dnd campaign doing thinking emoji face while holding a corn dog. he has glowing white eyes and a hooded grim reaper darkness robe. the background is a repeating pattern of thinking emojis and corn dog emojis

brooksโ€™s 50 or 60yo aasimar grave cleric saul from our dnd campaign doing thinking emoji face while holding a corn dog. he has glowing white eyes and a hooded grim reaper darkness robe. the background is a repeating pattern of thinking emojis and corn dog emojis

anyway i posted this on tumbly but might as well put it here too!! saul (your angle or yuor devil) ft corn dog gesture as @canopymanatee.bsky.social โ€˜s birthday presence

17.02.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
meme with text reading: "27 YEARS AGO TODAY WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK AT THE OSCARS" with a photo showing the said action between the two actors.

meme with text reading: "27 YEARS AGO TODAY WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK AT THE OSCARS" with a photo showing the said action between the two actors.

15.02.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1012 ๐Ÿ” 341 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.

14.02.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5360 ๐Ÿ” 1445 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Did not expect the story of Mario Tennis Fever to basically begin with โ€œDaisy is on her deathbed.โ€

10.02.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2844 ๐Ÿ” 566 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 134
Crusty compressed jpeg screenshot of 6 Facebook groups called โ€œBro, We Are Teensโ€ with a few variations

Crusty compressed jpeg screenshot of 6 Facebook groups called โ€œBro, We Are Teensโ€ with a few variations

me and all the other 30+ year olds in our discord servers after none of us give them our IDs and face scans

09.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3037 ๐Ÿ” 1057 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Consider all the drivers, hotel staff, and restaurant staff that these people have exposed while taking their annual victory lap around ending the right to an abortion

08.02.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1193 ๐Ÿ” 306 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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04.02.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2257 ๐Ÿ” 880 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

If anybody thinks this is a joke

03.02.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 7006 ๐Ÿ” 2683 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45 ๐Ÿ“Œ 52
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ten years ago today no one clapped

02.02.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 8102 ๐Ÿ” 2165 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96 ๐Ÿ“Œ 277
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"let people enjoy things"

27.01.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1726 ๐Ÿ” 597 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 77