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Here for jokes and fantasy football, mostly. A Jesus guy in (more or less) Glasgow

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30 years of 30 years of hurt never stopped us dreaming

11.03.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The release of the single β€˜Three Lions’ is now closer to the 1966 World Cup final than it is to the present day.

11.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Connections
Puzzle #1000πŸŽ‰
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07.03.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A surprise Andersen benching, a surprise Roefs injury and an unsurprising NOR absence makes for 22 points off the bench. 69 overall, and nudging the top 2m OR. I guess sometimes double Arsenal defence is the way?
Now, who will annoy me more - having to play Dubravka or keeping Rogers? πŸ€”
#FPL

06.03.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kelleher (WOL, lee) -4
Or
Dubravka (BOU, ful)

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#FPL

05.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With reference to last night’s showing from Villa: β€œ2s”? 2s?? I’d be delighted with him returning 2s at this rate…

#FPL

05.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Narrator: I should have.

#FPL

05.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve now got 7 of my starters. And you’ve benched Timber who I started (good); but you’ve also benched Dubravka and Mane who I also benched (bad). What are you doing to us?

03.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A computer can never be held accountable.

Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.

A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.

Always a good time these days to repost this slide from an IBM internal presentation in 1979.

03.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 8
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No definitive news on a pair of City assets = roll the transfers and flex the bench.
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VC: Bruno
#FPL

03.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Double Arsenal defence: not so bad.
Captain Haaland: not so good.
Vice Captain Bruno: excellent.
Green arrow: small.
OR: still over 2m πŸ˜¬πŸ€”πŸ™ƒ
#FPL

03.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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And then the full set!

01.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, balls. #FPL #TheOneIDidntChoose #ComeOnMbuemo

01.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

60mins +2, Assist +3, Defcon +2, Conceding twice -1, total = 6. Easy.

28.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I own Morgan Rogers? An awful lot of 2s to wait through before any hauls arrive…

#FPL

27.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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27.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Took another hit. Had a breakdown. Still on double Arsenal defence and perma-captain Haaland. Bon appetit.

Wirtz & MuΓ±oz ➑️ Mbuemo & O’Reilly

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#FPL

27.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aw man, I’m definitely glad to hear that. I’ve been almost scared to try the new series…

27.02.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.

27.02.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 932 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
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27.02.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh absolutely, my run of red arrows is at odds with the Scout Picks’ success πŸ˜† I’m not sure about whether I should be happy or worried about consistently having that proportion…

27.02.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a fun thing happening where every week the Scout picks has 5 of my team. Exactly 5. It’s never the same 5 two weeks in a row, but it’s been consistently 5 of them for a good number of weeks. #FPL

27.02.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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My -4 for last week (including Hill in for Keane) gets better and better.

26.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It made it to Apple Podcasts happily for my early morning dog walk this morning πŸ‘πŸ’ͺπŸ‘πŸΆ

25.02.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think holding onto Timber for his lack of clean sheets and minimal attacking involvement while O’Reilly, Van Dijk, Guehi and even Dalot shoot others up the rankings has been really tough to take.

24.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey you guys - I’m starting to think that double Arsenal defence plus perks captain Haaland maybe isn’t the way to go?!

#FPL

24.02.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Took a hit. In even more of a mess. Two points down in the end, and picked the complete wrong bench order, to an almost comical level. But the most frustrating part is that I don’t think there’s much wrong with my team πŸ˜¬πŸ™ƒπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

#FPL

(Next stop: VVD? NOR? Ditch MuΓ±oz while the going is good?)

24.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Now that Wirtz is out - he should have let ManΓ© take it πŸ‘€

22.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#FPL

22.02.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arguably it’s better for us non-owners that he scores the goals rather than he gets fouled for the Palmer penalties 😬

21.02.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0