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a god/semi-sentient mushroom with delusions of grandeur https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX

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Fingers crossed! The exchange/returns policy was German, so I'm hoping there are no problems 🀣

14.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d eat it!

14.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right!? They're so fun!

14.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I spent a small fortune on yarn today. I'm calling it my you survived daylight savings time week present. It's reasonable.

14.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Booo, CJ! Fuck you, you fuckin suck!!

13.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I went to the Costco parking lot and circled around it a few times and said never mind. I think it was a wise mental health decision.

13.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I took a mental health day, but am also going to Costco. This seems counterintuitive.

13.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve got this!! Best of luck to you!

10.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am a fan of bathtub lawyer man. And very tempted to try taking a bath in my clothes. Just for fun.

10.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Enhanced Shocktrooper Reno. #renooftheturks #shinrafuckers #ff7reno

(Sorry for the reupload, but my line art was messed up, and after all the effort I put into it, I would not stand for it.)

08.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I meant to go grocery shopping today after work, so last night a very wise person put the bags on my boots so I wouldn't forget them. Then in the morning a very cranky person said wtf are these bags doing here and threw them across the mud room.

I didn't go grocery shopping today after work.

06.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coctuar defies prompts and explanations. We bask in coctuar's glory.

05.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WIP Wednesday! It's even Wednesday and I am working on something! Its title at the moment is One Day This Will Be a Funny Story.

05.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I really need the Society for PTO for the Arts to exist. And, you know, pay me. I've got fictional characters to torment.

04.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Roombaroth pretends to be stuck under the bed so Cloud has to get down on his hands and knees to fetch him out...

02.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

archiveofourown.org/collections/... Diety Kittiroth blesses exhausted cocktail server Cloud in this fic #sefikuracrack2026

02.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly! And in this day and age, it's not that hard to chuck some money at the og author to still support them. I'm not paying a middleman for garbage translations.

02.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My personal feelings about their trade paperback binding notwithstanding, I’ve loved Seven Seas for enabling me to support the authors and artists I want to read across so many genres. This is a huge disappointment for anyone willing to pay for quality translation. Sorry, but I don’t pay for AI slop

02.03.2026 07:32 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your mom is very wise.

02.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Philosophical question for her. If it was the turd of someone who ate only seaweed, would it still be preferable?

02.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Digital comic of Cloud and sephiroth are giraffes who are gonna fight with their necking.

Digital comic of Cloud and sephiroth are giraffes who are gonna fight with their necking.

Digital comic of Cloud and Sephiroth as giraffes fighting and then mating.

Digital comic of Cloud and Sephiroth as giraffes fighting and then mating.

Giraffe sefikura comic for #sefikuracrackmonth2026

01.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

I love this!

01.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sefikura Crack 2026 | Archive of Our Own An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The Sefikura Crack Month 2026 collection is now open on AO3!

Add #sefikuracrack2026 to your works and join the collection!

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

01.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you for the education, Hell's Paradise!

28.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I took a two and a half hour nap today and could have just kept on napping right through to tomorrow.

28.02.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just say no to frogs and frog accessories.

archiveofourown.org/works/787581...

27.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I did intend to post the last chapter of frogs today, but mother dearest threw a wrench in those plans and I'm beyond exhausted and yet not done being a responsible adult for the day. Payback for making her write in French, I assume. I will post tomorrow.

27.02.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have questions that need answers. YouTube guy provides.

23.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For once in his life, Cloud gets to be cool.

archiveofourown.org/works/787581...

22.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Modern internet has gone to the dogs, but I appreciate that if you need to know how to do a specific thing on a specific car, there’s still a guy with a 2.5 minute video showing clearly and concisely how to do it with no fluff, no sponsorship ads, no like and subscribe to support the channel, etc.

21.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0