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I wonder when people that pretend to be US Christians are going to ask that corny What Would Jesus Do question and then mald harder when the answer isn't cause pestilence, famine, and war after tee time before the underage masseuse clocks in.

Better get that Pascal's Wager exception ready.

I pick the beard/hair same length version

there is literally nothing wrong with being trans and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist who would kill and/or enslave your entire family at a moment's notice

The tech press told everyone this guy was a genius for a decade plus because they didn't know what the fuck they were looking at. Although now I'm wondering if pubs specifically picked their least talented reporters to cover tech in the early days because they didn't know where else to put them

It starts with "Dear Elon, your child is alive. She thinks you're an idiot for posting through it for the last 5 years."

GitHub - blacksky-algorithms/atproto: Blacksky fork of bluesky-social/atproto with AppView performance optimizations, caching, and community features Blacksky fork of bluesky-social/atproto with AppView performance optimizations, caching, and community features - blacksky-algorithms/atproto

Blacksky's app view source code has been released publicly here.

Very typerealist of you to arrange those letters

... I don't think that's insulting but I don't know yet because I just made it up

what are words
I thought this was materialist

Physicalism seems like another word for "I have a Peloton sub"

After playing with an NPU on two of these Copilot+ PCs, I think we need some rules.

If you're under 10 tops or you're only using API calls you should be sued for false advertising for using "AI PC"

Your "openclaw ready" rpi pico is not an "AI PC", thanks

Actual headline:
"... Trump heads to Palm Beach where he has employed many children as masseuses."

Codify it so we can start suing Palantir or have Kid Rock present it so we know it's completely fake
Zzz

This is my biggest annoyance
Watching people dismiss AI as some magical sith tool of hatred because of the speed and ubiquity.

Same logic:
The internet is a tool of fascism and we must not use it
Phones are a tool of fascism and we must not use it
Movies...
Books...
Words...
Speech...

Gonna distill Claude and name it "Darwin Award for Engineers"
Sell it as DarwinClaw that works with OpenClaw

My favorite thing that happened a few weeks ago to a team I work with who proceeded to call me at midnight.

Them: "I told it to ask for approval"
Me: "Yeah, but you approved `terraform apply -auto-approve` ???"
Them: "... but I told it to ask for approval"

Man standing meme

The Vans shoes with padding that are labelled as skate @#$!ing suck, actually

Flat vans with no padding in size W for life, thanks

FYP over there is absolutely completely tuned to Alex Jones and Joe Rogan.

Every accusation is an admission. Elon claimed it was all tuned liberal and then turned it into a Nazi park. Algorithm mysteriously still not open. Bots never removed.

twitter is dogshit for anything that isn't an ivermectin scam, CSAM, and apocalypse accelerator porn.

Every social media that starts with a T is now just boomer trash. Twitter, TikTok, Truth - all the same site.

Dems:
👴🏻Y'all are overreacting. They don't really want to bring about the apocalypse. This isn't Army of the 12 Monkeys. Calm down.

Also Dems:
👴🏻They're serious?! They really want to accelerate the armageddon?

Still Dems:
👴🏻Let US elect Talarico, because the MAGA christofascists are so fond of him!🤡

"If you want something then open a PR"

Now: "oh no not like this"

Bluesky is the #1 place to find believers in a software utopia where every developer knew every byte of code procured through bespoke organic craft ...

Reality is we have some PHP from 2003 and no one knows how it works after the fourth outsource firm. They promoted Bob's kid who knows Photoshop.

Haven't done it, but realistically that would run on a tablet or phone. Wouldn't be fun, but you could go from phone camera to parsed structured doc probably in a few minutes. Probably.

Edge wasn't required by the customer, but in that instance you can take a hint from ex: docling.

Models like old granite4 (I have a love/hate with this thing) are enough to power docling and langextract on CPU only. If I had to do that again I'd start with Gemma3n instead.

There was a huge hubbub over TPM 2.0 and that's on every modern mainboard. NPU for copilot is going to cause blind rage.

tbf I often put my milk in the cabinet and my cereal in the fridge.

I set the bar low.

In the middle of tariffs and component shortage we are now going to require an NPU and be AI focused for....? Reasons?

No you 👉👉

That announcement was so weird. There wasn't a single net positive thing. Subscription? Modules? NPU requirement? "AI focus"?

Like what there is net good for consumers? Crazy stuff.

langextract supports both OpenAI and Ollama out of the box, meaning you can send your local documents locally to local inference.
One document processing job in production now used langextract in a container on openshift. Nothing left the cluster.

You didn't read the langextract docs, did you?

Explain why there are no framework tiles with googly eyes