I mean not to exercise-shame. Just, we have a name for them. They're called "exercise bikes". Why are they now "spin classes"
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I mean not to exercise-shame. Just, we have a name for them. They're called "exercise bikes". Why are they now "spin classes"
To be fair it took a while for me to get my head round the idea of a load of people riding fake bikes in a group
This Brighton Single Mum Is Making Books More Culturally Embedded Online In Her Spare Time!
True commitment to the bit
Smoking breaks, but with bubble pipes
On the bright side they may come back with beer
Releasing an album, are we
Not the slightest
Actually no I don't, why is "court properties" "quads"?
Oh gosh I actually understand that one
And also the second one, what the hell
Okay can you or indeed any cryptic crossword person explain how the hell that results in QUALIA
In my entire life, I have only seen 2 goldcrests #checkyourprivilege
I don't think there is such a thing as "more goldcrests than anyone really needs" Richard
Struck today by how fast oystercatchers fly. Why? It's not like oysters are renowned for their sprinting prowess
God Oimperor of Dune
Ginger thin, I mean but there should definitely be a biscuit called a Ginger Thing
I like a ginger thing myself but I realise that is also a Cowards' Biscuit
Painted by my annoyingly talented sister, as is every other piece of non-cheese based art on that wall
That abomination on the poster *belongs* dead
You may have taken a photo of it in a shop but you're not truly online until you've bought one, framed it, and hung it on your wall
How very Labour / left wing of her
When was the last time we had a non-fascist Home Secretary?
"Teddy SHOULD think about the eco stuff, so he DOES"
Maybe he's one of those types who's super blunt to other people but purely monosyllabic to his wife. This may be the first time she's heard any of this
I was expecting to side with Janny from the outset, but as Teddy's "I don't want to do it so tough shit, wife" has sealed the deal. 73 year old women can still leave their husbands, Teds. Get over your "I had such a high powered job I simply can no longer fly" bullshit or say goodbye to your wife
The men yearn for the parasols
It's particularly hilarious if you read his Wikipedia entry, there are pampered pet bunnies that have seen more action than Matty
And that book?
