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Rob Watkins

@whelkaholism

Cowzy tweet and sowzy tweet and liddle sharksy doisters. https://instagram.com/whelkaholism/

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Christ I hate how much the idiot president of ANOTHER COUNTRY, NOT EVEN THE ONE I LIVE IN affects my everyday life

12.03.2026 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Douglas

12.03.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a single phone in sight. Just people living in the moment

12.03.2026 08:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning to you

12.03.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean not to exercise-shame. Just, we have a name for them. They're called "exercise bikes". Why are they now "spin classes"

11.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair it took a while for me to get my head round the idea of a load of people riding fake bikes in a group

11.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Brighton Single Mum Is Making Books More Culturally Embedded Online In Her Spare Time!

11.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True commitment to the bit

11.03.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smoking breaks, but with bubble pipes

11.03.2026 09:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the bright side they may come back with beer

11.03.2026 06:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Releasing an album, are we

10.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not the slightest

09.03.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually no I don't, why is "court properties" "quads"?

09.03.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh gosh I actually understand that one

09.03.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And also the second one, what the hell

09.03.2026 11:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay can you or indeed any cryptic crossword person explain how the hell that results in QUALIA

09.03.2026 11:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my entire life, I have only seen 2 goldcrests #checkyourprivilege

08.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think there is such a thing as "more goldcrests than anyone really needs" Richard

08.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Struck today by how fast oystercatchers fly. Why? It's not like oysters are renowned for their sprinting prowess

08.03.2026 12:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God Oimperor of Dune

08.03.2026 12:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ginger thin, I mean but there should definitely be a biscuit called a Ginger Thing

07.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like a ginger thing myself but I realise that is also a Cowards' Biscuit

07.03.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Painted by my annoyingly talented sister, as is every other piece of non-cheese based art on that wall

06.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That abomination on the poster *belongs* dead

06.03.2026 13:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You may have taken a photo of it in a shop but you're not truly online until you've bought one, framed it, and hung it on your wall

06.03.2026 13:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How very Labour / left wing of her

06.03.2026 12:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 12:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When was the last time we had a non-fascist Home Secretary?

06.03.2026 12:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Teddy SHOULD think about the eco stuff, so he DOES"

06.03.2026 10:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he's one of those types who's super blunt to other people but purely monosyllabic to his wife. This may be the first time she's heard any of this

06.03.2026 10:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0