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@demonsmallz

Mostly retired speedrunner, mostly retired stream monster, definitely retired Magic player, avid FFXIV player. Demon Smallz of Adamantoise. You've probably seen me in BA.

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i'm hearing this from multiple credible sources.

13.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but did you try four mcchickens and two shamrock shakes?

12.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky has the juice

10.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources.

Compensation:
- I will tuck you in
- Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time
- Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water
- Five minutes until lights out

10.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 499 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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she will if i post good

07.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so wait,

biden gave everything away to ukraine (2020-2024)

but trump rebuilt it all in his first term (2016-2020)

huh

03.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
the fourth panel from "hey little man, what's up", with the words "jesus fucking christ" instead of "yea"

the fourth panel from "hey little man, what's up", with the words "jesus fucking christ" instead of "yea"

oh that's a thing that can happen isn't it

01.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the final great age of scorigami....

24.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

many people are saying this

22.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay but how else would I get updates on WORLD WAR MOG

22.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

many people are saying this!

20.02.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

last guy who ran off on the pack, got choked out by some givenchy gloves. last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. slowly faded into darkness, and i let the archangels take him.

11.02.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is going to be a nightmare for those humorless lib posters who get mad at sports posters for posing about sports on Bluesky, the sports app. Sports

08.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

epic

08.02.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nah you know what

just like every other person involved in the current regime at every level

jail

25.01.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey does anyone maybe know anything about glen's political affiliation?

anyone at all?

it can't be that hard to draw the line between "former republican senator" and "doesn't actually care about the free press being allowed to do their jobs safely", right?

tax the rich.

25.01.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm at a loss for words.

24.01.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BlueSky, which many are calling the Official App of Sports,

18.01.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Needless to say, he's kept the slot.

18.01.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so initially I threw this nerd in chainer because his dear old grandpappy got a K'rrik art.

Then I won a game at instant speed by reanimating him in response to a removal spell, targeting the creature that was being killed, flipping him, and then a couple of Syr Konrad triggers to kill the player.

18.01.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the cerebral bore is easily the most infuriating shit to die to in pvp in any shooter, ever. Even the Farsight XR-20 feels less bad.

18.01.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.01.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
17.01.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2610 πŸ” 1123 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 13

idk are we at the point in metal gear rising where orange man says "nanomachines, son" yet

i'm pretty sure we're past "check the Internet lately"

15.01.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's truly incredible how sleepy joe couldn't do anything at all but was also directly involved in everything all the time

15.01.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"well we're on to New Vegas"

15.01.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.01.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so much more glorious than I could have ever imagined

15.01.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.01.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you, you are doing gods work

15.01.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0