The market can remain stupid longer than, uh, something. I forget what I was saying
12.03.2026 00:25
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The market can remain stupid longer than, uh, something. I forget what I was saying
he’s the Antichristian Slater
closing out all your iOS apps is like rewinding the VHS tape of the last three months of your life
2 Spock 2 Curious
“lol what’s an externality”
-human race, last words
The irony is that getting arbitrarily added to a bunch of random modlists that only annoying people subscribe to has improved my overall experience quite a lot.
New rule: If you say “close-minded” when you meant “closed-minded”, I get to pretend you said “clothes-minded”.
I don’t know how that guy stays in business. I went in and asked him for a sandwich, he told me to “forget about it”, so I left.
semantic emesis
🎶 it’s too late to leave 🎶
*cucknected
I’m so sorry. I couldn’t help it
Throw in helmets, now you’re cooking with gas
Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"
The goggles do nothing
I MUST NEEDS CONSUME THEE
burning teeth smell like burning hair
if you see something, slay something
2 Spire 2 Slay
Don’t mess with Tevas
short it then
has she ever even been Jerrified™️
roses are red
sugar is sweet
oh no
I’m short on Trefoils
Thin Mints are holding steady against Samoas at 3:2
the Girl Scout cookie commodities market is really getting competitive in our house
The clock is evil
Mine still looks ok, I think, is this some A/B BS?
