musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
What about 38 year olds
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
Otto kemp Ottoman Kempire meme I will die for my country Philadelphia
Hi Lauren we actually sent the Zionist down to the farm and traded him for a new silly guy! Politics unknown, best not to ask
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words
The truth is that millennials are gonna save us all! And then we should all be allowed to take a long nap
Photo of future cy young winner Phillies Taijuan Walker who I believe in and want to see succeed sooooo bad
Happy Tai-day to all who celebrate!
Bag fumbling all over the place for the Phillies’ 2026 season and it’s not even March
Robert Duvall RIP as Joseph Pulitzer in the pro-labor film “newsies”
RIP Joseph Pulitzer
A huge Norm Nation update! Yesterday, so many reached out to help a family in hiding escape eviction. Today, I paid $3,700 for 3 months’ rent (2 months of back rent since they can’t leave the house and also March’s rent, because it’s already mid-February). Thank you so much! You are saving lives.
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
Kids frantically pushing aside the new Pokemon and Mandalorian LEGO sets in Target to purchase the ANE MÆRSK container vessel
I loved it, Pat !
Yeah they were sick of him
Goodbye to our beautiful sexy king Nick Castellanos I will miss seeing you shirtless
bryce harper doing a full offseason of insane quasi-scientific medical procedures just for zack wheeler to show up to spring training with one of his ribs in a jar.
@agpambondi.govpeeps.com do u ever look in the mirror and just feel sooooo embarrassed by who you are
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.
We’re gonna win btw
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
Bad news for Bad Bunny haters that shit rocked
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
I have a good feeling about today 🤭
And it's gonna be people driven, not politician driven. The vast majority of dipshit politicians are gonna glom on later when it's easy for them. The people, the collective, are gonna make this happen in a big big way. Scoreboard
ICE pigs and their enablers are going to go down in a way we haven't seen in 80 years
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents.
and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
