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80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

Do you think I could bribe the Dr's i work with to euthanize my egg donor? How much do we think it would cost???

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

Why is he making that dumb ass face. He looks like a fish

The odyssey au where everything is the same but Odysseus is wearing a cock cage. 20 yes no nut

Who knew all I needed to stop spiraling was Golden by the vitamin string quartet lmao

UGH I AM STUCK IN MY OWN HEAD RN AND I NEED TO GET TF OUT OF THERE?!?!

Why do I let people do this to me!?

Im just feeling so stupid right now and I HATE feeling like that. Im not dumb, im smart as hell. But people keep treating me like im not!?!?

Like I understand i try to be upbeat and positive. And im a lil goofy. But im not dumb

Im getting sick and tired of feeling like im not adequate enough.

New hair, who dis?

If they keep making Pikachu skinnier eventually we won't be able to see one hiding behind a piece of fucking tall grass.

Keep Pikachu off of ozempic and put some fat back on that bitch

I am not marrying fucking Clint. He's a freak and I dont respect him

A collection of illustrations of crocodiles and alligators against a soft green and yellow background. They are playfully either swimming or loafing around, playing with fish, taking care of their young and chilling in the water. The crocodiles and alligators are mostly green and yellow, save for an albino alligator. They’re so loving and fun, these toothy friends!

River puppies 🐊 #art

It is taking every fiber of my being not to take her home with me. We just dont have the space for her

@panootsart.bsky.social

DONT TEMPT ME IM ALREADY SO CLOSE

I KNOW

🥺🥺🥺

Im crying on the job rn. This God is SO SWEET and I want to take her home so so bad

I need that klingon to be a boy kisser so badly. If not a boy then at least sam bc shes so cute and my favorite

Girl who knows, clearly not me

I fucked up

I said I never wanted savory ramen.

Im so dumb

I miss himari so much every single day. Cure Custard, you will always be in my heart.

Toei has refused to give me an anxious autistic yellow since, bc theyre cowards. But can you blame them? She's perfect

Me watching any episode of Bones.

"She's just autistic she cant help it!"

I randomly thought of the TGI Fridays article. Where that lady ate like 80 mozzarella sticks? I hope shes having a good life, that article was so good. I wanna read it again

Toei is being homophobic specifically to me!!!

Where the fuck are all the yellow cures the past few seasons??? I miss my beautiful daughters, bring them back

Sabrina Carpenter and Miss Piggy hugging

Unexpected yuri in my Muppet Show

I WISH THE INSANE SHIT I WAS TOLD WAS JUST A "COMPLAINT" I am being trauma dumped shit I doubt these people would tell god

I AM A RECEPTIONIST

NOT A THERAPIST

I DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING TRAUMA

EITHER PAY ME OR KEEP IT TO YOURSELF