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Morning Kitten

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

For the first time ever, Team USA finished a solo 2nd place in both gold medals and total medals at the Winter Olympics. It's the best we've ever done.

And U.S. women carried Team USA on their backs:

67% of gold medals, 61% of total medals.

Thanks, Title IX!

So the President of the United States illegally taxed our groceries, clothes, and other basics goods for nearly a year.

Where’s our refund?

timeline cleanse 🐻🐟

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.

The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”

It’s about control.

MAGA: "The halftime show should have been in English so we could understand it.”

ME: "Oh, honey . . . your Bible is in English, and you show no signs of understanding that."

Bring back firing squads for anyone involved.

Don’t care who.

Statistics for Christian Nationalists to Ponder

NUMBER OF TIMES YOUR HERO DONALD TRUMP IS MENTIONED IN THE EPSTEIN FILES:

Over 38,000 times.

NUMBER OF TIMES JESUS IS MENTIONED IN THE US CONSITUTION:

Never. Not even once.

For those keeping score at home:

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

Heads are going to explode 💥

Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.

All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
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New doctor: Do you know your blood type?

Me: Lesbian.

Doc: No, blood type.

Me: Right, lesbian. If I need blood, only lesbian blood will do.

Doc:

Me: Just kidding.

Doc: Oh gosh, whew, okay, I was—

Me: Any queer and/or trans blood is fine. Do not put straight blood in my body.

Can we just impeach the president, vice-president, and the necessary civil officers in one go? It'd be nice to clean house.

Green Day and Bad Bunny are about to put MAGA into a bad place a week from today and I love that for everyone involved. 🫡

We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.

They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.

Greg Bovino is just like an abusive priest. They simply transferred him to a different parish.

My preferred decision would be that Italy bans the United States from participating. The message that would send is desperately needed.

This isn't about "training issues." The murderer who executed Renee Good has been with ICE for 10 years, and according to DHS, the murderer who executed Alex Pretti has been there for 8 years.

These aren't "new recruits," or officers that can be "retrained." ICE can't be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….

Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those

Shutting the government down because the president’s thug army keeps murdering American citizens for no reason seems pretty reasonable, IMO!

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

no matter what trump or anyone in his administration or any republican or any random shit online says happened to alex pretti, we know what we saw. never forget that you KNOW what you fucking saw.

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.

It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.

Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.

Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.