Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 โข 3:47 PM UTC
I just thought everyone should see this
22.01.2026 23:02
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can confirm that hotpot meat in curry is pretty OP
kinda like how pasta with more surface area slaps? yea that
21.01.2026 08:03
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It's a brand new year and loads of y'all are looking for work, so here's a thread of tech jobs I've seen in my online wandering that have tech for good (or at least minimally evil) vibes:
05.01.2026 14:20
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The Tokyo metroโs celebrated โdonโt rush onto the train posterโ modified for the year of the horse. Everyone will still rush onto the train.
The image weโve all been waiting for. It is now officially 2026 in Tokyo ๐
31.12.2025 23:05
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chilling is underrated
30.12.2025 18:43
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A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.'
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
#3157 A helpful tutorial
17.11.2025 23:39
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i used to think the lyric was โi wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every dayโ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
15.11.2025 21:36
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ๆ้ฆ็้ๅๅฅฝไผ (Uchikubi Gokumon Doukoukai) - I don' t wanna get out of futon
YouTube video by ๆ้ฆ็้ๅๅฅฝไผ
Please rise for the winter national anthem youtu.be/Yv6shy_9KVM?...
11.11.2025 11:19
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seeing tailscale ad in sf is quite refreshing in the midst ofโฆ ai-related ads from obviously-not-ai-company
24.10.2025 23:52
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closing all my tickets as wontfix because the software is provided as-is
22.10.2025 09:26
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02.10.2025 15:01
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really like the bit of my work where I get to actually go and look at what's inside Big Important Software Projects that everyone's been taught to believe are inscrutable arcane magic and go "see, it's just programming, you can figure it out"
22.10.2025 14:46
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Call me AWS because Iโm slow and having lots of issues this morning
20.10.2025 14:16
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??? store.acer.com/en-us/lifest...
03.10.2025 13:27
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acer, the company that makes laptops, is now sellingโฆ luggages?
03.10.2025 13:26
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Of course CSS is a programming language; it's short for C pluS pluS
01.10.2025 17:01
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Rails Needs New Governance
Ages ago, when I was still a student, I taught myself Ruby on Rails for my senior thesis and fell in love. Fifteen years later, and Iโve used Rails at every job Iโve ever held in the tech industry. Fifteen years, and I still love Rails! But thereโs something rotten at its core, and we share a name.
Ages ago, when I was still a student, I taught myself Ruby on Rails for my senior thesis and fell in love. Fifteen years later, and Iโve used Rails at every job Iโve ever held in the tech industry. Fifteen years, and I still love Rails! But thereโs something rotten at its core, and we share a name.
19.09.2025 18:43
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It Only Tuesday
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
09.09.2025 14:00
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turns out watching a video if maglev train going 500km/h doesnโt make my bart ride faster
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I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. โค๏ธ
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
02.09.2025 20:29
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no, i went from โfeelingsโ phase to โproblem-solvingโ phase too quickly
03.09.2025 14:47
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running to train station just to see it depart in front of my eyes
03.09.2025 14:02
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Tiny homes are now officially as big as homes-homes used to be. We should invent โtiny SUVsโ the size of cars for the car-brained to buy so they donโt have to buy the child-killer-sized ones
03.09.2025 02:08
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This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life
28.08.2025 06:42
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Protesters in Jakarta ransacked the home of lawmaker Ahmad Sahroni as violent unrest over parliamentary perks and public discontent with lawmakers continued to grip Indonesia. Sahroni was not present when protesters stormed his residence in Tanjung Priok jakartaglobe.id/news/jakarta...
30.08.2025 14:00
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send one over
27.08.2025 02:46
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Indoor cabin of Amtrak Capitol Corridor commuter train in California.
early and long day, good morning from amtrak!
25.08.2025 13:58
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