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i literally remarked yesterday that it is essentially “the simpsons app” in this household

having a lot of fun again on the bird but for my butterfly folks here’s an alternate take on my pic from today. Gonna try and do more of that moving forward, i know and respect why some of y’all are only here now 😉

just goofing around in what was once my bedroom (i was never this big living here of course.. 😉)

meh i think it was the algorithm honestly! Deleted a few content-tagged posts and gonna take a little break from there for a few days. Will be good to see what’s been going on over here!

oh hey over here! got hit with what seems like a little shadowban on The Other Place (for posting a male nipple that got flagged as a lady tit, of course) so here, shall we trap a little thirst?

2 out of 3 days with the posing room open, it’s a christmas miracle

repost a good pump

my first day of 30 i injured myself getting out of bed to *go to* the gym. so there’s that

alright back into the disney vault as promised

for now 😅😉

director’s commentary on that pic:
1) it’s from ~5-6 years ago hence me being smaller but leaner (damn i miss almost having abs and a v taper)
2) i was at, let’s say 60-70% mast here so that it would hang like that 😅

thank u king 👑

ah finally, my people!! thanks for making this (and i’d love to be part of it 🥹👉👈)

since we appear to be barreling toward the pole goal (lol) i should make it clear that it’ll probably be a limited time reveal and then back into the disney vault 😅

for those who have Moved On™️ from the bird app: did a fun NGL q&a yesterday and someone said they wanted to see more briefs instead of boxer briefs, so here we are. couldn’t decide between this and the one i posted there so figured i’d reward my cross platform oomfs with both 🫡

absolutely

people back on the other app keep calling this place an echo chamber and i just scroll through my feed like “sure, an echo chamber for cock maybe”

i like how the girls look here 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

birthday back and biceps lift before going out? you know it

oh hey! haven’t been over here in a bit sorry, here is some wholesome content from my long weekend in montreal. back to your regularly scheduled thirst traps soon!

it is very much pumpkin pie martini o’clock folks 🍸

and my ymca, which is NOT closed all day tomorrow,

*watching my follower count on here* 🎶it’s the cliiiiiimb

you’re…….green! (at the risk of ruining the theme, I actually made this a few halloweens ago trying for a hulk thing, oh well)

ok fine the other app got a wicked themed thirst trap, so here’s one for you

🤷‍♂️

ok well it’s #FCF so here’s one of my favorite, bulge-iest pics 🫡

i should have been more clear that the idea was to guess and get clues to narrow it down lol oh well i guess i’ll stick to thirst traps

ok a few of you tried. this is lake champlain in burlington vermont! highly recommend

I have seen those mountains and i dont disagree but we take what we can get here 😅

alright last clue is there are mountains in the background. Green ones, you might say

getting further away. It is in New England