ST1300stevie

I always go the Beerenberg - made just down the road from me in the Adelaide Hills

Haven't been entertained by a thread as much for ages.
We've got your back.

#nodickheads Nothing to do with us Aussies, Dipshit. This is an #auspol thread & Jen was commenting on our current issues.
Did you know that the internet is wider than the USA?

I was there today. Heard a few poms going on about how Crawley would have been tired from so long in the field & that's why he got out instead of hanging in there for his ton.

@sandyhorne.bsky.social did you see this on Facebook?

Great work!

Underrated album

Good to see you Phil

The Goldie. You can do your own version of Purple Rain.

Could've tried penis instead?

Breathtaking

Reported & blocked

Delululemon?

I may be the alien

Was behind a cattle truck through roadworks in Northern New South Wales a couple of weeks ago (from South Australia heading to Queensland). Needed to stop & clean my visor. On the brightside, at least I don't wear an open face helmet 🤣

I can't work my wife out.

First, she says "Fine, have a tattoo"

Now she's moaning about the Pipe Band in our garden!

#dadjokes

Is the US now essentially a 1 party state?

"Not at Chemist's Warehouse it's not"

Long day away from home.

Opinion: It's time to draft Bluey into the trade war.

Enough is enough. If America wants to make our products more expensive, then we should take Bluey away from them.

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#Honda #Adventure #MotoTravel #Motorbike #motorcycle #blueskymoto #motosky

I asked my dad for his best joke and he said “You”

#dadjoke

Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it.

I should have told her about the electric fence.

#dadjoke

#dadjoke

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it's definitely up there...

#dadjoke

When does a joke become a Dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Not sure what they meant about a field goal not existing. In Australian Rules Football, all goals are field goals. I think they also exist in Rugby League & Union, but a big country with different football codes. I'm sure that a correction may be given.

You're still attempting to explain what another person said. A comment was given that provides the context.
As a former first responder, the only other person I expected to see in a severe weather event was another first responder.
Our economy is built on fair wages. Tipping is the exception.

Or strap it down

Nah, sandbags is the go...

I hear Bribie Island is nice this time of year