This asshole had already passed me doing about 85 then moved to the 2nd left lane where he proceeds to slow down until he needs to pass another car. Does he get back in the fast lane to pass?
“I do think any if my kids…” definitely doesn’t help
An Amazon review by Brandon B reads “Overall it’s a decent machine. No electricity needed. Let's you hit the same sport over. That being said, I do think trust any if my kids around this thing. It screams "pinch my fonget”
Pinch my fonget
Brandon B out here giving Brandons a bad name
The Texas Quote of the Day:
"Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something."
---- Lyle Lovett
This needs to be on a t-shirt at Spencer’s.
I’m actually excited. I’m 50 and never been called, and I have a salary position so I’m lucky in that regard. Sure I’ll be bored out of my mind by lunch.
US District Court jury summons
Got called up to the big leagues
They sometimes get accidentally left on the bottom rack of the cart
Honestly, I use 3. I was 2 for a long time but I just didn’t feel like it was getting the job done
Screenshot of two posts on X (Twitter). The first is from Fox News showing a photo of Senator John Fetterman sitting across from Bill Maher during a TV interview. The headline reads: “John Fetterman tells Maher that near-death experience ‘freed’ him to speak out, says progressivism ‘left me.’” Below it, another user replies with the quote: “Brain damage made me conservative.” The reply is presented as a sarcastic interpretation of the headline.
“That’s a common mistake many people make. You should put pods in first and then laundry. If you’d like, I can compile of list of pros and cons of using pods vs liquid detergent and powder detergent”
“If you’d like, I can compile a list of 5 mistakes many people make when doing a load of laundry.”
Surprise, it’s just all of last week’s 8:40 bits
I knew we were in trouble when I saw Sam’s was $3.09
A Nerf baseball pop-up “airtee” shows a kid batting with his hands backwards
When you see it…
The tag on the bag suggests it should be $85
Also, come on Dick’s
A pair of “premium” batting gloves are $105
I’m sorry, what?
Been listening to the Tornados forever, but never have watched them. Just assumed any song that wasn’t Freddy was Doug singing. This changes everything
![Texas Tornados - "Dinero" [Live from Austin, TX]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2lngift75yfsgmnbhd2vmkol/bafkreifm2bike6m72eh4or35ld56mghlytfibwbpp555u72v5fklwjuwcq)
Another great Augie Meyers performance. The rhyming of "dinero" with "Camaro" is sublime. The sound of pure joy.
youtu.be/qop-jdLYpx4?...
A graphic about the Israeli baseball team being eliminated from the WBC simply says “Israel eliminated” with a huge Star of David
Yeesh, read the room Fox
Somewhat
Sheinelle is the black lady on the Today Show, she took over for Hoda as Jenna’s wine drinking buddy on the day drinking after show formerly knows as Kathy Lee and Hoda
13 - your list plus Sheinelle Jones, minus Tom Ellis, plus Jo Koy
Glad I could break the news for my corner of Bluesky
More swamp draining
Obligatory “must be nice”
A Facebook post from Flaco Jiminez’s page mourning the loss of fellow Texas Tornado Augie Meyers, who was the last living member
Damn, the last Tornado’s gone. One of my son’s namesakes too. Gonna annoy my coworkers with some rockin’ Spanglish Tejano music all day. #rip
I guess you have to listen past 8:50 to find out the Musers are on vacation.
A tweet with the caption “The De-Evolution of Man” above a picture of, from l-r, a Marine general, a slightly shorter Air Force general, Pete Hegseth, VPJD, and then Neanderthal Trump
