New Show Idea: The Jumbotron of Consequences
Each week a different rich person gets surprise broadcasted on a jumbotron & is held responsible for their shitty actions. Chris Martin can host (optional)
Wait did he die too?
I haven’t sharpened a pencil in a long time (not dirty)
Might I remind you that tomorrow is the Ides of March……*eyebrow wiggle* 🗡️
Ok ok fine! I’ll say it because everyone else is afraid to: Severance is good!!!!!!!!!!
We went to our least favorite grocery store today with much dread because it’s lawless and weird in there & they were playing the Twin Peaks theme song????????????????
The world’s insanity has finally pushed me to my limit - I started playing Wordle
The story of the Garden of Eden is so over-dramatic. Let women have a snack!!!!!!!
Stickers are such an incredible invention. Like “What if life had more pizzaz?”
This team on Pop Culture Jeopardy was named “Philadelphia Threedom” and they didn’t mention @pftompkins.bsky.social once?!!?
@threedomusa.bsky.social
Some people call going to the bathroom “taking a bio break” but I like to be more up front & say “my meat sack needs maintenance”
Why did The Traitors think “in episode 2 we should add MORE MEN!!!!!!!!!” ?
Your day shall come ✨✨
Can I be funny on here?
