kayleigh 🪩🫶🏻

Kilts also automatically make someone look like 50% more attractive so that should be taken into consideration (source: I’m Scottish)

I’m kinda glad we got the Everybody Scream setlist that we did in Glasgow because I genuinely do not think I would have a chance of surviving Never Let Me Go into Hunger into Buckle into King

I love this time of year bc the “getting my garden ready for summer” series on tiktok all start 😍😍😍

WHAT THIS IS PRECIOUS I hope you both have the best time 🥹

Right there with ya, friend

Why is my handle invalid :( that’s homophobic

Someone made a maroon edit on tt and their caption says “the rupees that I gave up” and I’ve been cry laughing for about 10 minutes

Thank you! Honestly it’s great, not having to clean around and underneath a cistern and a bunch of pipes makes it a much easier job. And it’s a soft close toilet seat 😎

lmao me seeing this seconds after sharing my pink bathroom 🤣 I hope you find the house of your dreams!!! Good luck!!!

Bathroom with split pink and white walls, patterned tiles, and a light up mirror

This is so random but have I ever shared how beautiful our bathroom is???? We fell in love w the floor tiles and designed the whole room around them lol

a person is laying in a waterfall in the woods Alt: Kermit the frog in a waterfall in the woods

Please I’ve read this post approximately 1989 times today I NEED IT TATTOOED ON MY EYEBALLS

So I started the new triple income role this morning and I can confirm I am WORKING for my money 😮‍💨 nobody needs 4000+ unread WhatsApp messages on a Monday morning!!! But I’m having fun and now my wife and I are financially comfortable for the first time in about a decade!!!!!!

SOUP PARTY TOMORROW 🕺

National Soup It Forward Day | March 3

May I also present this for your consideration

I realise after sending that that *is* in fact comfort and so not what you asked at all lmao 😅

Yessss my mum is incredible don’t get me wrong, but she’s very “I absolutely know for certain that everything will be fine, it’ll all work out” and sometimes it doesn’t!!! Sometimes that is not what I need!!!!

iPhone 12 with green daisy phone case sitting on a checked green and white duvet cover with red hearts on it

I need a work phone now so I got one of my dad’s old iPhones and obviously that meant NEW CASE 🤭

We adore you 💕💕 also lmao I’m in the UK and I forgot about currency/exchange rates, I didn’t specifically pick the random amount of $33 🤣🤣

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NOBODY 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 DOING 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 LIKE 👏🏻 RAYE 👏🏻 IS 👏🏻 DOING 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻

Thank you 🥹 ahhh I’m so excited, she deserves the WORLD and she’s always happy with the lil bits I buy her but I’m so excited to be able to give her more 😭🫶🏻

DONEEEE

So, update: terms have been agreed, invoices sent, starting next week 🤯🤯🤯 it’s my mum’s birthday soon and I’M FINALLY GONNA BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO GET HER THE BDAY PRESENTS SHE DESERVES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Add goats to the list and I’ll be there 🥰🫶🏻

LOVE YOUUUU

Update: I said yes

Friends I just got a potentially life-changing work offer that will almost triple my income and I’m FLAILING WILDLY HOLY SHIT

Florence’s Manc tour date is tomorrow

TikTok comment that says “I have Crohn's, sometimes going for a poo makes me cry”

Now TikTok why the fuck would I want to add that as a post

Ahhh I hope ex-prince Andrew suffers HORRIFICALLY in jail 😌