joe eurell

Join the March for Wheelchair Accessibility tomorrow!
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If Elon Musk wrote that email of five things he's done today, it'd just be 5 lines of K*t*mine

To understand why it's a bad idea for Gaza to be run by the US and why it's not a security guarantee, look at the USS Liberty.

Cybertrucks are so repulsive that they make me feel better about being in a wheelchair.

Get ready for the Born in Florida tour! #standupcomedy #orangecounty

"Ride or Die" was inspired by Paul Walker.

It baffles me that people think I'm not in the biggest comedy clubs because I call out inaccessibility instead of the lack of wheelchair accessibility being the reason I'm not given an opportunity

If corporations are people, and several thousand people die from their treatments being denied every year, then what Luigi Mangione did should be seen as self defense.

The United Healthcare CEO shooter would be perfect for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau

May all landlords have the opportunity to be the next United Healthcare CEO!

I was always inspired by the story of Rip Van Winkle because it's about getting really stoned

Please don't tell me that capitalism is a good thing when its system sees fit to put income caps on people with disabilities but not billionaires.

Happy Elon Musk eating alone day!

I'm very thankful to everyone who supports my art and comedy, but I'd rather drive over myself with my own power wheelchair than ever eat any of today's stuffing or cranberry mucus