bringing a bottle of Malort to planet fitness and setting off the lunk alarm

Playing with her bush like I'm rengar🐆

Going to start a cult in flint michigan to turn the water into wine

drank beers with a pure heart and no karmic debt last night, woke up drunk but no hangover. I am God's next chosen apostle

If she wouldn’t hit the second tower for you that ain’t yo girl

Is there really any difference between shoegaze and shoenice

Posing like Willem defoe at the stinkiest bar I've ever been to

I'd like to apologize to all the single moms that I've texted 'im ready to be a father'

Getting #boypregnant at #chilis👍

Pressing post on the blue sky post with the same brevity of the red button that would start world war 3

I want to lick the bean (the chicago bean) and contract a disease even God doesn't know about

Every time a p-diddy song is played, someone's dog gets exploded

Watching an alt woman turn into a corpo is like watching every feather fall from an angels back

Trauma dumping on my homie's chest nasty style

At the metal show straight up farting👍

Booty is in the eye of the beholder

Shawty in the club watching bluechew ads

When your ai girlfriend doesnt even do anything for your Reddit cake day 😭😭😭

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Talk to 'em unc🗣️🗣️

Tonight imma let the candy crush talk

My current autistic hyperfixation is unwashed girlbutt