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Alan Driscoll

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Prolific musician, so-called comedian, accidental trans activist. alandriscoll.com thewombmusic.com / @thewombmusic.com opiumtea.com / @opiumtea.com terfipedia.com / @terfipedia.com

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She was "chest swell".

09.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Chrishmash only ejaculated once a year.

09.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Glinner boosting the lie from a sock account.

07.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When everyone has the ability to turn any idea into a movie... you'll still need exceptional ideas to stand out.

07.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always forget that there are people out there using AI for *writing*, which seems an insane and pointless thing to do. I was thinking more about talented writers suddenly having the ability to bring previously impossible sketch ideas to life in video form.

07.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Though it is very funny that terf artist Moley abandoned his music career to spend a decade learning how to put a clown nose on Owen Jones with photoshop, or provide the visuals for that dumb Dame Katy Denise account, and now his terf enablers can just use Grok to equal his talent, such as it is.

07.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's been a distinct lack of people using it to be funny so far, or possibly just outnumbered by unfunny people telling Grok to put a clown nose on Owen Jones or whatever.

07.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Calling it now: Parallel to bad people inevitably using AI for irresponsible and destructive ends, based on the current pace of video generating models, there'll at least be a revolution of undiscovered talent making brilliant and viral sketch comedy by the end of 2026.

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Search for missing 30-year-old woman last seen on University of Essex campus Essex Police is looking for Victoria Barreto, 30, who is missing from the Southend area.

Essex Police is looking for Victoria Barreto, 30, who is missing from the Southend area.

She was last seen at the University of Essex campus in Wivenhoe on Tuesday, March 3.

It is believed she boarded a bus heading to Brightlingsea the same day, police say.

www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/2591053...

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

04.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully Patreon were glad to have their attention brought to Reduxx using them for shipping illegal weapons, which is why Reduxx no longer have a Patreon.

04.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice encapsulation of what an integrity-less shill @nickwallis.bsky.social has become. You can wave receipts of criminal abuse in front of his face and he'll still go on record saying that activists don't criticise Reduxx because they're scared of giving them attention.

04.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Comic strip: The Adventures of Toby Young, The Grifting Cunt.

Comic strip: The Adventures of Toby Young, The Grifting Cunt.

opiumtea.com

06.12.2025 09:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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Helen Joyce unable to accept Prospect Magazine’s β€˜World’s Top Thinker’ award in person due to unforseen medical emergency.

Helen Joyce unable to accept Prospect Magazine’s β€˜World’s Top Thinker’ award in person due to unforseen medical emergency.

opiumtea.com

16.12.2025 09:00 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Opium Tea news: Allison Bailey hails historic legal victory.

Opium Tea news: Allison Bailey hails historic legal victory.

opiumtea.com

18.12.2025 12:10 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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Grok has apparently acquired the ability to double down on its own mistakes. Wonder where it learned that from.

03.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see the Loony Leftites can't protest fast enough when it's their own governments committing war crimes, but are suspiciously silent when it comes to clandestine dictatorships unaware of their existence. I am very intelligent, says Brendan O'Neill.

02.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait til you find out about the thing the Epstein files are a distraction from.

02.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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She'll end up actually using this idea at this rate.

02.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watch and learn, Mr "I thought you said you were from Iran". This is how you do rhyming wordplay that actually works.

18.09.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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To cheer everyone up, the bleakest tweet of all time just dropped.

01.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Well how else are they supposed to stop them eating the dogs and the cats?

28.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's surreal that he got distracted ruminating about me before finishing a paragraph, but as always, his accusations are both untrue and hypocritical.

bsky.app/profile/alan...

27.02.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very sad news about Rob Grant. Yet oddly fitting that he still has a new Red Dwarf novel coming out, proving the old adage about death not being the career handicap it used to be.

26.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jesus fucking Christ. I know he's always been a racist, Islamophobic piece of shit, but there was a time when he at least felt he could only get away with it from his sock accounts.

25.02.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's been doing a lot of misidentifying random trans people as shooters, 2 just recently, let me know if you can remember the specifics of the countless times he's done similar before. bsky.app/profile/alan...

24.02.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I came here to do two things: subvert a premise.

24.02.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's been another shooting, so time for this impulsive propagandist twat to misidentify another trans person as the culprit. There'll be no retraction and it'll just feed his confirmation bias the next time he tries to generalise about the "majority of a category".

23.02.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2