Officially declaring Rachel the best new era #Survivor player
19.12.2024 01:44
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Officially declaring Rachel the best new era #Survivor player
Because they outsource moderation to companies in other countries who can’t possibly keep up with the volume, then claim ignorance when called on any of it
I realize now that seemingly pointless hobbies such as scrapbooking served a purpose in the social order.
Antkind by Charlie Kaufman contains an entire section of what I assume is the closest one can get to Donald Trump’s inner monologue (called Trunk here for reasons too complicated to explain). It goes on and on like this.
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets
Kill Bill
Uma Thurman
Gabe seems to have Benjamin Buttoned into a teenager on the jury #Survivor
#Survivor tip: If someone refers to you as “whatshername” they’re probably not planning on going to the end with you
Rachel’s dominant challenge performance to Operation Italy #Survivor
Cannot fathom the thought process of young me upon being told the 44-year-old version of himself would be spending a Wednesday following an auction for 1977 McDonald’s collectible plates
Watching #Nutcrackers and have never wanted to clean a house so bad in my life
had an unfortunate Curb Your Enthusiasm moment at work today where my boss mentioned that there will be a Survivor coming to speak to our community, and i said OH! excitedly, but he meant a survivor of the October 7th attacks
We aren’t going to be laughing when Sue launches a dirt makeup brand post show and becomes a billionaire #Survivor
I definitely don’t want to discourage him
I definitely turn it on, but view it as time travel, transporting us back into the 1990s, completely outdated and out of place in our modern age.
Genevieve is terrifying. Always vote out the scariest player. #Survivor
It’s becoming increasingly clear to me Sol is going to use his #Survivor appearance to start a vest company
Just tell her she is immortal for now, you can circle back around later
Secretary of the Treasury The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase
There has to be a Sue dirt makeup tutorial on the #Survivor editing room floor somewhere. Why are they depriving us.
It’s really tragic that “Macho Man” Randy Savage didn’t live long enough to become the Secretary of Health and Human Services
Not dirt. That’s just what 45 year olds look like.
Amazingly confident 9th place parting words #Survivor
I’m officially team Sue is using dirt as makeup #Survivor
It must be so exciting to be a snake oil salesman right now. Anything could happen. You could become the secretary of housing and urban development.
Shit, no. Like 500,301 times, I guess.
Felt profoundly understood by the Bushwhackers reference in A Real Pain (2024).
Going to surpass him after I win Survivor 303,701 times.
I am patron
